munglies

The breasts of a male human, when they are particularly large, and therefore slightly female in appearance. See manboobs.
Darren's prominent munglies were often a source of embarrasment for him.
by Simon August 18, 2003
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Mieskeit

The opposite of a beauty queen. Usually refers to a fat, ugly smelly girl or woman. Best described as Fugly. Can be found in large numbers at Mc Donalds and Wal-Mart eating greasy fast food.
If this Mieskeit was my blind date, I'd tell her/it, I'm
a Fanook who likes quiche, show tunes, Barbara Streissand, Bette Midler and art films.
I got ripped off by a dating service who matched me up with fat, frumpy, Fugly Mieskeit women with short hair and kankles. :-(
by Simon July 09, 2006
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Toss pocket

1.
n. A cum bucket
2.
adj. A complete wanker
1. He bent me over, lowered his pants and used me for a toss pocket for over an hour. (Tony Blair commenting upon his last meeting with George Bush)

2. Tony Blair
by Simon March 18, 2004
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cunt

slang for the female genitailia, an insult, believed by many prudes to be one of the most insulting and rudist words in the english language
i've love to lick your cunt
you are such a cunt
by simon February 19, 2005
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Gap/Gash Rape

The urge to open up a gash or hole in someone and then sexually penetrate the wound.
Your mum is in for some serious gaprape!
by simon May 11, 2004
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punkasscowboi

simon is a punkasscowboi
by simon August 05, 2003
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