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Definitions by SIMON

git mae hole 

(Glaswegian slang) evocative expression used in lieu of other more widely-used and less descriptive terms for making love while very, very drunk.
"Ah wuz oot tae git mae hole but ah ended up takin' a whitie and boakin' doon 'er skirt, man."
git mae hole by simon January 21, 2004

Toilet Trout 

A close cousin of the Stray Dave with all the staying power but none of the bouyancy. a Toilet Trout sits on the bottom of the pan developing am orangey-brown "halo"
Can sometimes be shifted by "Tout Tickling" - urinating at high pressure to break the trout down into flushable pieces
that toilet trout must've been there ages, look at the size of the halo!!
Toilet Trout by Simon January 19, 2004
Hacked weapon, which was massively duped, in Diablo 2. Bought off EBay for obscene prices (100$) only now its gone due to 1.10 patch.
HAHAHA You stupid Ebayer you lost your ITH!
ith by Simon January 11, 2004

toss off 

someone who mastubates either themself, or someone else.
She tossed me off last night..
toss off by Simon January 5, 2004
I just got some buxx from Jeff and Carmine in the mens restroom.
buxx by Simon December 28, 2003
Gay Sex Slang Term.

The process of making bucked teeth and digging the frontmost pair into male anus.
I fancied a felch from Adam, but instead he gave me a buxx job.
buxx by Simon December 28, 2003
Spammer, hack and poker-playing fatass.
Buxx just sent me an unsolicited commercial advertisement for a get rich quick scheme.
buxx by Simon December 28, 2003