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simape

a beast, in shotesham, not to be messed with, or will whack out his mole of power, and go all drop bear on ur ass!
oh no, look simape is coming for us
by simon December 13, 2004
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kami

the japanese word for hair, perhaps its because the word means both "diety", "god" and hair, that hair is so usual in japanese horrormovies.
Omai wa kami wa usagi des!
by Simon April 3, 2005
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Shank

To run up to someone and rip down their pants leaving their boxer shorts showing.

To mess something up.
by Simon May 13, 2005
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Lay a loaf

Taking a massive shit. Used frequently by Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue.
I chowed down at Taco Bell eating a dozen Chaloopas; I gotta go lay a loaf on the bowl.
by Simon October 14, 2004
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purposelessnessist

now tree pple joined the sarga
tony simon and jack..
we all realized that life is shit and pple live in a fantisy of religion, ambition, love and passion.
through our lives we found that god has blinded pple in beleaving that theres more to life and theres a purpose but there really isnt.
the abitions of money, love and faith is a bottom less hole that you fill in but it never is full.
so living to try hard leads to nowhere but to a pittiful end....
we saw the light .. the purepose less of life cant not be discribed with just this word but somehting more grender ... known as purposelessnessist
the sence of purposelessness regarding life and its down fall spiral that people realise when seeing how life does not lead to any where.
a psy chological feeling similar to comfusion cause by an external stimuli from the coures of life.
by simon January 19, 2005
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duck

A duck is a wholly wonderful creature. They also say "quack"
Duck: "Quack..."
by Simon April 12, 2004
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poppadum

To be an inbred Immigrant of an African origin that worships people who wear Cowboy Boots.
Joe Smith is such a Poppadum
by Simon April 2, 2005
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