SIMON's definitions

toss off

someone who mastubates either themself, or someone else.

She tossed me off last night..

by Simon January 5, 2004

clegna

the poo left on a males anal beard

by simon September 9, 2003

buxx

Gay Sex Slang Term.

The process of making bucked teeth and digging the frontmost pair into male anus.

I fancied a felch from Adam, but instead he gave me a buxx job.

by Simon December 28, 2003

bello

Bello is a mushroom. A talking mushroom...

Julie: "Hey Bello, how's it going?"

Bello: "Not too bad."

by Simon April 12, 2004

tweaked

twisted generally related to events perceived while on hallucinogenic drugs, usually referring to an individual.

"Man, last night I dropped five microdots and ran up primrose hill naked! Boy was I tweaked!"

"I was out for a stroll on primrose hill last night and I saw a naked guy running around. He looked HIGHLY tweaked!"

by Simon November 9, 2004

Bajs

Brittish Accosiation for japanese studies, or the swedish word for poo.

"din bajs"

(you poo)

by Simon April 16, 2005

ital

natural; natural state of being; non-artificial, non-synthetic;

applied to food, ital meanin "whole," unprocessed...

keepin it ital...

by simon July 13, 2003