yoyo

regarding a woman of low sexual prefrences,yo yo goes up and down and so does their knickers

that girl she aint nothing but a yoyo

by simon March 23, 2003

silvoid

he who sweats from the pits. an individual who strolls about , bottle in hand, warding off homosexuals with constant verbal attack against thier kind. very elusive late in the night/ early morning when it comes to mustaches or bargoyles, he has no shame. during the day he resides in hillcrest, under the rule of a man named Bruce.

We're all going down to silvoid's pad, he said there's like 64 hot chicks coming over, and they all wanna hang out....

by simon July 03, 2003

duck

A duck is a wholly wonderful creature. They also say "quack"

Duck: "Quack..."

by Simon April 13, 2004

Strangle Kojak

when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate

"hey honey im going out for a while"
"alright time to get out my playboy and Strangle Kojak"

by simon June 17, 2006

Pion

Under Paid Bitch

Get this Pion outta here

by Simon October 22, 2003

cunt

slang for the female genitailia, an insult, believed by many prudes to be one of the most insulting and rudist words in the english language

i've love to lick your cunt
you are such a cunt

by simon February 19, 2005

Gap/Gash Rape

The urge to open up a gash or hole in someone and then sexually penetrate the wound.

Your mum is in for some serious gaprape!

by simon May 11, 2004