The clam

The clam is feared in all countries world wide. The clam is when your parter's vagina becomes a certain age and becomes hard/crispy and dry.

Mary got THE CLAM for her birthday :'(

by SHENZILLA December 14, 2010

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Golfer Kick

A Golfer Kick is where a woman is performing felatio and you kick them in the vagina or they kick you in the penis whilst shouting "Merry Christmas!"

"Man I gave her a could golfer kick last night!"

by SHENZILLA December 08, 2010

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Doing an avatar

Doing an avatar is when you are masturbating so hard you turn blue and your penis begins to resemble a frayed rope.

I definitely caught him doing an avatar

by SHENZILLA December 14, 2010

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Stringy Hamster

The stringy hamster is where a woman is menstruating and the male who hasn't shaved in a few days puts his face next to her vagina and her blood leaks on to his face resembling a violated hamster

Sometimes i wish we could share a Stringy Hamster

by SHENZILLA December 16, 2010

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Dusty anus

A dusty anus is where you haven't taken a shit in a very long time that your anal passage has become barren and desolate which makes your farts shoot out all remaining residue.

I haven't shat in ten days, in suspecting a dusty anus any time soon.

by SHENZILLA December 14, 2010

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