SHENZILLA's definitions

The clam

The clam is feared in all countries world wide. The clam is when your parter's vagina becomes a certain age and becomes hard/crispy and dry.

Mary got THE CLAM for her birthday :'(

by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010

Doing an avatar

Doing an avatar is when you are masturbating so hard you turn blue and your penis begins to resemble a frayed rope.

I definitely caught him doing an avatar

by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010

Cruela De Ville

Cruela De Ville is a posh word for bestiality.

Cruela De Ville, a taste i have

by SHENZILLA December 18, 2010

Pizza Bagel

A bleeding blue waffle which has pus leaking from over sized boils which smells like garlic.

Have you met the blue waffles ugly cousin Pizza bagel?

by SHENZILLA December 8, 2010

Stringy Hamster

The stringy hamster is where a woman is menstruating and the male who hasn't shaved in a few days puts his face next to her vagina and her blood leaks on to his face resembling a violated hamster

Sometimes i wish we could share a Stringy Hamster

by SHENZILLA December 18, 2010

mustachio's special

A mustachio's special is when you are taking a shit and it gets badly tangled in your anal pubes. The pain and smell is so severe you have to get a friend to trim the affected area.

Last night i went home.. it was messy. I had mustachio's special

by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010

Fish Queen

A fat woman who resembles an anchovy in appearance and smell.

You're a fish queen.

by SHENZILLA December 8, 2010