SATAN's definitions

nurmi

Meaning To Teach Computers

That Teacher Nurmi it like it aint no shizzle on da hizzle ma nizzle suck my dizzle you twelve man-aday whorizzle

by Satan May 13, 2005

Cuban Necktie

theres also brazillian and columbian necktie.

I don't think it's real. it's just a sick clever idea.

cypress hill has a track about cuban necktie.

by Satan April 30, 2003

Achamachatoola

The name of God.

Achamachatoola is the name of God.

by Satan January 27, 2007

the kicker

Ironic, negative or surprising consequence/fact or Catch-22. Unexpected result.

Usually follows a positive statement. Used as bridging statement for dramatic effect, to a negative consequence/statement.

Probably stems from the phrase "you'll be kicking yourself for this one"

Sure, renting an apartment is cheaper and gives you a lot of flexibility to move around, but here's the kicker: with the money threw away renting places for 5-10 years you could have been well into a mortgage and have built up some personal equity, and credit.

by satan November 9, 2003

riba

Slovenian for "fish". Commonly used in relation to mothers.

Tvoia mama ye riba!

(Your mother is a fish).

by Satan January 23, 2004

School

A place where parents send their kids to torture them and so they won't stay on the computer all day.

Kid - Why do I have to go to school Mom?
Mom - You're not supposde to have fun and teachers can get you into trouble for almost anything you do, god or bad and that's what we parents like! Torturng our sick, twisted kids!

by Satan August 11, 2004

kwijbo

A big, dumb, balding, North American ape

Used by Bart in an episode of the Simpsons
while playing Scrabble with his family.

Homer Simpson is an PERFECT example of a kwijbo.

by Satan January 4, 2005