SAM's definitions

Yeah but, no but...

Part of the incoherent string of words uttered by Vicky Pollard of Little Britain - and those in England who are like her (of which there are far too many)

Teacher: "Vicky, do you have that essay for me?"
Vicky: "Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but, yeah but Keanu stole it from me but thats nothing because he fingered Meredith on the swings round the back of the school..."

by Sam January 3, 2005

raspberry swirl

Possibly originating in the song Raspberry Swirl by Tori Amos, a raspberry swirl is an orgasm. A heart pounding, bass blasting orgasm in which heavy breathing and the words 'Let's go' are used.

I am not your senorita
I am not from your tribe
If you want inside her, well,
Boy you better make her raspberry swirl

by Sam January 3, 2005

margaret cho

A wonderful female comedienne from San Francisco's infamous Polk Street. Her parents worked at a bookstore and her mother enjoyed gay pornography.

In a couple of words, Margaret Cho is the only woman who can make me laugh so hard I fall out of my chair. She is amazingly talented, extremely intelligent, intuitive and most of all, but not least, a fag hag.

Dude, Margaret Cho rocks my homosexual socks.

by Sam January 3, 2005

Borange

A term used for thought, in relation to an ultimate decision that could change your life forever.

To borange?, or not to borange, that is the question.

by Sam January 4, 2005

rainbow party

The first time I heard this term and probably the first time anyone ever heard it was on the Oprah show in the summer of 2004. The show was entitled, "Do You Know What Your Teen is Really Doing?" Oprah invited a guest which obviously was hip and hop and all that and could easily infiltrate those naughty secretive teens to see what they were REALLY doing.

Get this, There is a SECRET LANGUAGE of TEENS! No wonder parents can't communicate! So the guest described to the world completely esoteric terms such as "Rainbow party" and "hoovering".

Since then, the term 'rainbow party' has been overly-used, and has even earned an episode of HUFF, in which a teenage boy goes to a 'rainbow party' and his parents later find lipstick on his underwear.

Oprah: Whats a rainbow party? Is that like, some event for PFLAG?
Guest: Oh no no no! Don't let those dirty slutty teens fool you.
Oprah: Oh, I won't!!
Guest: See, a rainbow party is... get this... a party that only about a couple of people actually do in the real world, but we decided to tell everybody cause YOU COULD BE NEXT!
Oprah: Gasp!

by Sam January 6, 2005

skibanism

a religion that worships the god that is Matt Skiba! Skibans are huge fans of alkaline trio!

bow down to Matt Skiba

by Sam January 6, 2005

I-WYNS

(n.) stands for I Wannabe a Young Nigger Syndrome. Typically occurs in black men over 50 years old. They tend to wear fitteds constantly, and extremely baggy NFL/Fubu jerseys. They talk as if they are between the ages of 12 and 21, and need to be accepted by younger people of their race.

Hey, look at the fat nigger man who just got on the bus. He is wearing the same NBA fitted, a tight red Fubu coat, and listening to that same really loud popular rap song...on loop while bopping his head, sneering at white people and winking at all the black women under 75.

by Sam January 7, 2005