SAL's definitions

Wingman

When a friend plays the destraction. (I.E.~you and your bud are at a bar, you spot a hott girl that you want to know. Your friend goes to the other one and destracts her, while you go in for the kill.)

Dave, my wingman, helped me talk to that hott chick over there.

by Sal March 20, 2004

lyn z

a hot female musician

"that band would be alright if only they had a lyn z!"

by sal October 1, 2003

ass prophet

the leader of all assholes!!

nyran is the king of all the ass prophets!

by sal February 3, 2004

the underground railroad

The toilet and/or the entire human fecal system.

Called the underground railroad because "black shit escapes."

Goddamnit, I better go visit the underground railroad.

by sal May 18, 2004

the surfboard

take a chick to the beach...wax up your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and WHAMMO!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says "clear eyes...WOOOOOW!"

who the fuck cares...this is just hypothetical shit

by sal February 10, 2004

Ness

Suffix yes, and all of that. Ness is substance, thing, stuff, etcness

I'm hot; i'm wearing 5 layers of ness

by Sal March 30, 2005

nergon

an cracked out african-american male, most likely found in the downtown city streets of St. Louis. also known as "barglin ass nergon", if you see a nergon run...they may bust a cap in you.

Damn!, that nergon has a Colt 45 tall can.

by SAL May 9, 2003