take a chick to the beach...wax up your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and WHAMMO!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says "clear eyes...WOOOOOW!"
by sal February 10, 2004
The toilet and/or the entire human fecal system.
Called the underground railroad because "black shit escapes."
Called the underground railroad because "black shit escapes."
by sal May 18, 2004
Slang for gay buttsex
by Sal August 22, 2003
by sal February 03, 2004
Joshi Hilton a.k.a Jelly man. Just check out the last name...need we say anymore???
Jelly man is often found at bus stops looking like a sexy beast with his shirt unbuttoned and his pants very low.
He has been known to cause riots amoungst girls, usually about who wants to shag him first.
Jelly man is often found at bus stops looking like a sexy beast with his shirt unbuttoned and his pants very low.
He has been known to cause riots amoungst girls, usually about who wants to shag him first.
Dude, just check out the last name...Hilton... He may not be related to Paris, but makes a decent sex tape none the less.
by sal April 20, 2005
by sal February 03, 2004