Klete Keller

A US Olympic swimmer from 2000, 2004, and 2008 who ran down Ian Thorpe in Athens on the 800 free relay. And has multiple Olympic medals and also decided to ruin his reputation by storming the US Capitol along with other incompetent people.
Klete Keller has managed to one up both Ryan Lochte and Connor Dwyer in being very stupid.
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200 butterfly

A satanic event.
For all the swimmers on urban dictionary, my PB is a 2:13.4 rn likely gonna change soon.
My coach put me in the 200 butterfly well…time to die a horrible death (the 2 back is worse for me).
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One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.
Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*
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Assnal

Another word to describe Arsenal (aka KSI’s favorite team). Who at this point really like to try losing.
Assnal is a cursed team.
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G R I L L

A political ideology first coined by Martincitopants on Jan 22, 2022 it is the middle of authoritarian left/right and libertarian left/right.
Class Pretension: what extremist political ideology do you subscribe to?

Martincitopants: Up here? No, Maybe here? No, Over here? No, How About Here? No. *smacks lips* I like it right here (music starts) G R I L L
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2.3 trillion dollars

A government agency misplacing a large sum of money and then the next day the getting attacked.
On September 10, 2001 the pentagon announced that they couldn’t account for 2.3 trillion dollars and lost it. The next day well you know what happened.
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Leon Marchand

The biggest name in swimming since Michael Phelps. (Trust me he isn’t) He is currently training under Phelps’ old coach Bob bowman and currently gunning for Phelps’ last individual world record.
Barring some unforeseen circumstances, Leon Marchand will break Michael Phelps last individual world record (the 400 Individual Medley) before 2023 is over.
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