27 definitions by RyanFNation

Author of "A Drink from the Looking Glass." Made most of his Literary Works while incarcerated in the Hole at the LCJ. He's probably still there right now.
Person 1: Have you read anything by B. Swope?
Person 2: Why yes, officer, I have.
by RyanFNation February 27, 2019
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People that meet together and have safety meetings. In other words, they smoke pot in a place where they won't be noticed, because somebody is always trying to snitch about dumb shit.
Person 1: Who founded El Consejo del Seguiradad?
Person 2: Have a nice day, Officer.
by RyanFNation September 24, 2018
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Somebody's daughter, sister, mother, niece, aunt, or cousin that's doing what she has to do to make ends meet in a society legally addicted to sex. Laws and sex. That's how we get strippers.
All of my favorite ladies are strippers. I like to call them dancers.
by RyanFNation September 25, 2018
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The girl you grew up playing hide and seek with. The girl that saves baby squirrels. The girl you rode your bike to see. The girls that went to church with you. The girl you named a star after. The girl you met on a blind date. The girl you met in self-defense class. The girl that may or may not be your baby's mom. The girl that you crowned Bartender. The girl that made you feel like white trash royalty. The girl that works with your mom. The girl that played guitar hero with you. The girl that has your godchildren. The girl that took a random shot at engagement. The girl that's your favorite Number. The girl that no matter how long it's been since you've seen her, your heart skips a beat at the very sight of her. We should all be so lucky.
Me: I typically go after the Girl Next Door type.
GND: I know, idiot, I know.
by RyanFNation October 1, 2018
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Family. Public. Faith. The 3 pillars of a strong community. The pillars on which Willoughby, OH is built.
Person 1: What do you believe in?
Person 2: F.P.F., to be frank.
by RyanFNation October 7, 2018
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A word that means whatever you want it to mean. A word that has changed meaning throughout time. A word that people use to make others feel inferior. A unicorn of words.
Person 1: How's your sobriety going?
Person 2: It's MY sobriety, officer.
by RyanFNation September 25, 2018
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