Sobriety

A word that means whatever you want it to mean. A word that has changed meaning throughout time. A word that people use to make others feel inferior. A unicorn of words.

Person 1: How's your sobriety going?
Person 2: It's MY sobriety, officer.

by RyanFNation September 25, 2018

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Action Jackson

Famed officer of the Willoughby PD. Whether he tickets you or not, you'll leave the experience knowing you've been treated fairly and everyone's best intentions were kept in mind. When in doubt, Action it out.

Person 1: Have you met Action Jackson?
Person 2: Dude gave me a ticket and I thanked him for it. Then he had another officer give me a ride home. I'm so confused.

by RyanFNation October 07, 2018

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Heart of Orion

The Queen of the Road Warrior Orion also known as Ghost Rider. The Heart of Orion was often in the passenger's seat and gave permission for Orion to summon Ghost Rider by answering a question, "Do you trust me?" She always answered "yes". Orion and Ghost Rider always got Her home safe, either at 25 MPH, or 125 MPH.

Orion: Do you trust me?
Heart of Orion: Yes
Ghost Rider: Hold on tight, Baby. Here we go.

by RyanFNation October 19, 2018

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Shithouse Poet

The Anonymous Poet from Northeast Ohio that left his writings in the caddy bathroom at a country club. The bathroom was nicknamed, "The Dungeon."

Some come here to sit and think,

Others come here to shit and stink.
Me, I come to scratch my balls,

And read the writing on the walls. -SP

They paint these walls to stop my pen,

But the Shithouse Poet has struck again! -SP

Person 1: Do you know the Shithouse Poet?
Person 2: That's a Northeast Ohio Legend. Have a nice day, Officer.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

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