B. Swope

Author of "A Drink from the Looking Glass." Made most of his Literary Works while incarcerated in the Hole at the LCJ. He's probably still there right now.
Person 1: Have you read anything by B. Swope?
Person 2: Why yes, officer, I have.
by RyanFNation February 27, 2019
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Shithouse Poet

The Anonymous Poet from Northeast Ohio that left his writings in the caddy bathroom at a country club. The bathroom was nicknamed, "The Dungeon."

Some come here to sit and think,

Others come here to shit and stink.
Me, I come to scratch my balls,

And read the writing on the walls. -SP

They paint these walls to stop my pen,

But the Shithouse Poet has struck again! -SP
Person 1: Do you know the Shithouse Poet?
Person 2: That's a Northeast Ohio Legend. Have a nice day, Officer.
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LawMan Lessick

Humble and Respected officer of the Willoughby PD. Will put you in the drunk tank for being an idiot or will have you sleep it off in the lobby for meandering but being compliant. Be respectful of this man. He has a long and honest career deserving of all of our respect and admiration. He Protects, Serves, and Helps. His calling goes Above and Beyond the Call of Duty.
Person 1: You know LawMan Lessick?
Person 2: We've both watched each other's careers with interest.
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Love at First Sight

He/She is immediately simple like quantum physics. Will manifest physically by an immediate loss of breath followed by brighter eyesight.
Person 1: Have you ever had Love at First Sight?
Person 2: Ya, dude, she made time stop.
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Fisherman

A pillar of the Community. May be male or female. May come from any walk of Life.
Person 1: Are you a fisherman?
Person 2: No, officer, I'm just a cat.
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Sobriety

A word that means whatever you want it to mean. A word that has changed meaning throughout time. A word that people use to make others feel inferior. A unicorn of words.
Person 1: How's your sobriety going?
Person 2: It's MY sobriety, officer.
by RyanFNation September 25, 2018
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