Definitions by RyanFNation

The Bartender 

Everybody's favorite person. They smile at your frown, put up with most of your shenanigans, laugh at your terrible jokes, offer the occasional ride home, and keep pouring. Respect and cherish these people. You never know how big a part of your life they'll become. Play your cards right, they might just take you home.

Friend: Did you see The Bartender?
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.

The Bartender by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Shithouse Poet 

The Anonymous Poet from Northeast Ohio that left his writings in the caddy bathroom at a country club. The bathroom was nicknamed, "The Dungeon."

Some come here to sit and think,

Others come here to shit and stink.
Me, I come to scratch my balls,

And read the writing on the walls. -SP

They paint these walls to stop my pen,

But the Shithouse Poet has struck again! -SP

Person 1: Do you know the Shithouse Poet?
Person 2: That's a Northeast Ohio Legend. Have a nice day, Officer.

Shithouse Poet by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Natural 

"It all depends on what your definition of the word 'is' is." In other words, it's person specific. Mind your own business.

Person 1: That's not Natural.
Me: Neither is your obsessive-compulsive desire to control how I think, feel, and act.

Natural by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Office 

A designated space to be free of watchful eyes, judgmental beliefs, and basically tyranny. A place to let the clutter in your mind manifest physically.

Me: I'll be in my office.

Office by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Northeast Ohio 

The Home of Believeland. The Home of Lake County, a place of Mutants, Myths, Legends, and Lore.

Person 1: Which way to Northeast Ohio?
Person 2: Not today, Officer.

Northeast Ohio by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Alpha 

Front man of a group.

Person 1: Is that the Alpha?
Person 2: Shut up, Meg.

Alpha by RyanFNation September 24, 2018