Molly

Eldest of the three Pharmaceutical Stygian Witches. Her Love comes at a High Price. Her Love heals or destroys.
Person 1: Have you met Molly?
Person 2: Best rebound I've ever had.
by RyanFNation October 01, 2018
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Heart of Orion

The Queen of the Road Warrior Orion also known as Ghost Rider. The Heart of Orion was often in the passenger's seat and gave permission for Orion to summon Ghost Rider by answering a question, "Do you trust me?" She always answered "yes". Orion and Ghost Rider always got Her home safe, either at 25 MPH, or 125 MPH.
Orion: Do you trust me?
Heart of Orion: Yes
Ghost Rider: Hold on tight, Baby. Here we go.
by RyanFNation October 19, 2018
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Shithouse Poet

The Anonymous Poet from Northeast Ohio that left his writings in the caddy bathroom at a country club. The bathroom was nicknamed, "The Dungeon."

Some come here to sit and think,

Others come here to shit and stink.
Me, I come to scratch my balls,

And read the writing on the walls. -SP

They paint these walls to stop my pen,

But the Shithouse Poet has struck again! -SP
Person 1: Do you know the Shithouse Poet?
Person 2: That's a Northeast Ohio Legend. Have a nice day, Officer.
by RyanFNation September 24, 2018
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Action Jackson

Famed officer of the Willoughby PD. Whether he tickets you or not, you'll leave the experience knowing you've been treated fairly and everyone's best intentions were kept in mind. When in doubt, Action it out.
Person 1: Have you met Action Jackson?
Person 2: Dude gave me a ticket and I thanked him for it. Then he had another officer give me a ride home. I'm so confused.
by RyanFNation October 07, 2018
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Fisherman

A pillar of the Community. May be male or female. May come from any walk of Life.
Person 1: Are you a fisherman?
Person 2: No, officer, I'm just a cat.
by RyanFNation September 25, 2018
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Tina

Middle of the three Pharmaceutical Stygian Witches. Coldest and Most Ferocious of the three. Favorite amongst StarChildren.
Person 1: Have you met Tina?
Person 2: That one stole my soul. She can have it.
by RyanFNation October 01, 2018
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