RyanFNation's definitions

Tina

Middle of the three Pharmaceutical Stygian Witches. Coldest and Most Ferocious of the three. Favorite amongst StarChildren.

Person 1: Have you met Tina?
Person 2: That one stole my soul. She can have it.

by RyanFNation October 1, 2018

ReRun

An old, dusty motherfucker that looks like the Hobbit version of Ashy Larry. He may need baby powder on his head and chest, and his elbows and corns may need a little vaseline, but give him time. His tell-tale cloud of dust that follows him and his obsessive-compulsive desire to watch Oprah and Days of Our Lives reruns will soon endear him to you in a way you never thought possible. You'll eventually call him, Brother.

Person 1: Yo, you seen ReRun?
Person 2: Oprah on, he'll be back at it shortly. Dusty as ever.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

Don Brown

The "Don" of a block in a pennitentiary. You'll know when you see him. He'll calmly but forcefully tell you that you're worried about shit you don't need to be worrying about. Co-host of RealNiggaRadio.

Person 1: Hey, Don Brown.
Don Brown: What?! We got a white one?! Compton Ave is GOIN!!

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

Alpha

Front man of a group.

Person 1: Is that the Alpha?
Person 2: Shut up, Meg.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Office

A designated space to be free of watchful eyes, judgmental beliefs, and basically tyranny. A place to let the clutter in your mind manifest physically.

Me: I'll be in my office.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Shithouse Poet

The Anonymous Poet from Northeast Ohio that left his writings in the caddy bathroom at a country club. The bathroom was nicknamed, "The Dungeon."

Some come here to sit and think,

Others come here to shit and stink.
Me, I come to scratch my balls,

And read the writing on the walls. -SP

They paint these walls to stop my pen,

But the Shithouse Poet has struck again! -SP

Person 1: Do you know the Shithouse Poet?
Person 2: That's a Northeast Ohio Legend. Have a nice day, Officer.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018