Ryan and Jeremy's definitions

assketball

the process of throwing small objects, like spitballs, pennies, and pretzel salt, at but preferably into the exposed asscrack of any obese female.

dude! from across the room! sick assketball shot

Check out that fat bitch, lets play me some assketball

by Ryan and Jeremy September 16, 2007

swoove

a great combo of the words smooth and suave. the irony is the word swoove sounds neither smooth or suave.

Im a swoove motherfucker.
snoop dog is a swoove operator, he gets all the bitches

by Ryan and Jeremy September 21, 2007

chotched

the end result of too many alcoholic beverages. can also be spelled chatched, but thats lame.

man i had like 20 appletinis, im so fucking chotched.
The other night i was so chotched, i spelled it chatched, how gay was that.

by Ryan and Jeremy September 21, 2007

niagara falls impression

when one throws-up. Prone to happen after pregaming with appletinis.

Phrase originated in a Boston pizza in Niagara Falls, ON.

Jeremy is such a toolbox, he did his niagara falls impression all over Boston Pizza, ruining all his single friends chances with those ladies.

(Text): Ass-clown wake up for class! or are you too tired from showing everyone your niagara falls impression last night?

by Ryan and Jeremy October 15, 2007

The Brain Trust

A group of MEN. Rightfully named for the sex which actually contains a brain. Members must have names of royalty. Known for there excellent problem solving techniques over a cold buhr or 2.

Term rightfully originates from the show Scrubs

Commodore! Chancellor! Duke! assemble The Baron and The Count, to complete The Brain Trust. We have to have a meeting to discuss recent events.

Fine Crew! should we induct a new member to The Brain Trust, named Nancy Boy? We shall discuss the pros and cons over some frosty cool brews.

by Ryan and Jeremy October 15, 2007

buhr

another name for beer. A great slang term to show everyone else their true patriotism.

Gimmie A BUHR!

I'll tell you when i've had enough (buhr), I'm a 'MUHRAKAHN (american)

by Ryan and Jeremy October 15, 2007

Ryan Time

The length of time after a male orgasm. Symptoms include fatigue, drowzyness, dry mouth, sloth, and exuberance.

(girl): so that was some great sex-(interrupting male): Shh...Shh..Shh it's Ryan Time

by Ryan and Jeremy October 15, 2007