hooplah

false. full of crap. a bunch of baloney.

Oh that's a bunch of hooplah. (again, best said with a gay twang)

by Ryan March 07, 2003

Penis Size

the length and/or width of a males reproductive organ (penis). The average for a 19 year old is apporximately 6.2".

My penis size is way bigger than yours!!!

by Ryan February 01, 2005

sooky

to have sex with all the women you know

i am a sooky sooky man

by ryan May 13, 2005

lagware

A program or software that generally has no efficiency advantage. Being just for looks, all it really does it slows down your computer.

Pretty much all stardock software.
Konfabulator is pretty much useless as well.

by Ryan May 13, 2005

metrobisexual

joey t. is metrobisexual

joey likes men and women

by ryan December 11, 2004

Smash my face

a phrase that can be said to encourage someone to fight you. This line means that you are inviting that other person to take a free swing at you before you begin the brawl.
Depending on the size and strength of the person you are fighting, sometimes you really will have your face smashed saying that, just like a cookie.

"Come on, gaywad. Smash my face!"

by Ryan August 12, 2004

Shaiyan

an individual who is very much the affection of Mona Alipoor.

See Mona Alipoor

by Ryan December 01, 2006