Ryan 's definitions
by Ryan December 9, 2003
Get the Twinkie Launchmug. by Ryan April 13, 2004
Get the Eryinkanmug. by ryan January 25, 2005
Get the ishmalemug. A person who fears failure so much that doing nothing is the best option. One who fails to reach dreams by making excuses and citing reasons why it won't work. Someone so paralyzed by fear of rejection that inaction is the chosen path.
"You write really amazing poetry, Biff, if you weren't such a crutchmonger you could get them published and stop feeling sorry for yourself."
by Ryan September 26, 2006
Get the crutchmongermug. by ryan April 7, 2004
Get the shibbemug. by ryan January 25, 2005
Get the weeboomug. Created solely as an attempt to display the author's intellectual prowess though actually void of real pith; intellectualism as style rather than substance. Often relies on heavy name dropping and erudite, obscure terminology instead of easily understood, common words.
As much as I like DJ Spooky, when he starts talking on the CD I always skip the tracks to avoid his long pseudointellectual musings.
by Ryan March 9, 2005
Get the pseudointellectualmug.