Ryan 's definitions

Mental Masturbation

Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose.

We debated and created a perfect system of government, but it was all just mental masturbation, really.

by Ryan May 13, 2005

Q

1. The bald, old scientist in the James Bond movies who always had the coolest inventions but none of the girls. 2. A hi-tech nerd with no game.

Nate Byrne is the ultimate Q.

by Ryan April 14, 2004

cockstridge

its not a cock; not an ostridge, but its a cockstridge

ryan, brenden, and chuck are geniuses or just queer, maybe we can get some beer. cockstridges have legs and can beat you in a race too.

by ryan October 2, 2003

tessellation

a repetition of odd shapes over and over again to form a bigger world of crap

look a my tessellation

by ryan November 25, 2003

walk pee

To zig-zag back and forth while walking forward and peeing at the same time.

"Kaley was happy the rest of the night after Ryan walk-peed her name into the driveway."

by Ryan March 1, 2005

Dagening

When you tuck your t-shirt into your blue jeans(without a belt), while wearing pasty white gym shoes. This look is commom for males around the ages of 30-40.

Look at that old fuck. He is dagening

by Ryan February 10, 2004

the aim

Slang word used by strange mountain biker types means good satisfactory..

"oi james that hoe is the aim"

"that wheelie was the aim"

by Ryan November 1, 2004