Ryan 's definitions

silverfish

A sleazy man with silver hair.

There was a silverfish cruising me at the bar all night.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

sash widow

In the gay leather community, there are regional 'Mr. Leather' contests which are similar to beauty contests. The winner of the contest becomes Mr. Leather by receiving a leather sash and has to attend to special events like a celebrity, such as gay pride parades and fundraisers. He getsso busy being a sex symbol for the community that his partner is often forgotten, overshadowed or alone in the crowd. His partner then becomes the 'sash widow'.

Marc & Thom have been together for five years, and now that Marc is 'Mr. Leather', Thom is a sash widow.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

SAGL

A SAGL is a Self-Appointed-Group-Leader. Someone who decides out of the blue that they are in charge, with little or no support from the rest of the group. They continue on their own direction whether the groups follows or not, believing them to be following.

Julie's acting like the SAGL again... damn that's annoying.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

turtle

A flaccid uncut cock without too much foreskin. If the foreskin completely covers the cockhead, it's not a turtle.

It's cold outside, i'm getting a turtle.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

performance load

All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.

I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

pidittle

A pidittle is a car that drives with only one headlight. When you see a pidittle, you must punch the ceiling of your car and yell 'Pidittle!' The first person to do so gets one point. Seven points adds one year to your sex life.

See also: asshole

Pidittle! <hits ceiling, points to passing car with one headlight>

by Ryan November 27, 2004

asshole

A car being driven at night with no headlights. Worth seven points and an automatic one-year extension to your sex life in the pidittle game.

See also 'pidittle'.

Asshole! <punches ceiling of car and points to passing car with no headlights on>

by Ryan November 27, 2004