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botany

A place a person would prefer not to live in, an area in which mentally, physically or emotionally diturbed people - if you can call them that - reside
I hate Botany, never go to Botany
by ryan July 2, 2004
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finesseful

a term used to describe one who performs a task with such finesse, that they achieve sublime perfection in that particular task
in taking that catch, Ryan provided a finesseful display of skill
by ryan October 16, 2004
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gorfed

-to be physically or mentally distorted, an advanced form of being retarted.
Justin Lake was born gorfed
by Ryan February 25, 2004
mugGet the gorfedmug.

Rednecks

(THIS IS A COMPARISON OF REDNECKS
AND HICKS, THE HICK PORTION IS THE NEXT HALF)
A Redneck:
-May or may not attend a KKK meeting
-Shoots trespassers on sight
-Has a very racist and intolerant attitude, but not all do
-Wears Rebel Flag apparel, such as Dixie Outfitters
-Loves NASCAR
-Lynchs black people
-Hunts down both Mexicans and Blacks, especially if member of the KKK
-Guzzles beer and whiskey, complains about other races taking over in certain areas
-Drives shitty, beat-up pickup trucks
-Threatens people who are different from them, usually when that outsider is in their "territory"
-Beats kids and either beats on or cheats on wife
-Uses various words like All Y'alls, boy, son, wersh, niggur, city fags, chicken n' dumplins, reetard, tarred (tired), shoot son, chink, wetbacks, jeet jet (didyou eat yet), gnawed jew (no did you)gnawed jew....sounds like something a redneck would like...hint hint
That redneck was wearing his Rebel flag t-shirt talking to another redneck wearing ratty jeans and a NASCAR t-shirt.
Rebel Flag Redneck: Jeet jet?
NASCAR Redneck: Gnawed jew?
I come up and see this and one redneck says "Git outta mah way, city fag!"
Me: "Excuse you, asswipe? I don't have to listen to your redneck country ass!"
NASCAR Redneck: "Y'all wunna fight, son?"
Me: "Who's y'all? I'm the only one here!"
NASCAR Redneck: "Ah'm talkin bout ur niggur friend over dur, we 'uns is gonna hang him!"
Me: "You dumb bastids dont even know what hanging means!"
by Ryan August 12, 2004
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tick

by Ryan December 8, 2003
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dodge viper

car produced by dodge starting in 1990, started with a 400hp V-10, later was given a 450hp V-10, and now has a 505 cubic inch 500hp 20 valve pushrod V-10 in the form of the 2004 viper SRT-10, vipers are fast as hell and are a force to be reckoned with...
That Dodge Viper just blew the doors off of my vtec honda civic hatchback, I am going to kill myself
by Ryan January 11, 2005
mugGet the dodge vipermug.

fart blocker

one who has sex in the anus thus blocking farts
damnit cletus stop being a fucking queer ass fart blocker
by ryan February 28, 2005
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