Ryan 's definitions

bathtub

A tool one can use when one's friend is drunk off their ass and can't make it to the toilet. Used to Avoid spillage on bed and anyother sensitive item.

I paid all this money for this alcohol and I have to sleep in the f'in bathtub.

by Ryan October 19, 2006

WHALE!

anna nichole smith

anna is such a whale except she cant swim but still

by ryan December 28, 2003

WOKY

Adjective.
Without K-Y.

I just fucked that bitch's ass WOKY, damn my dick hurts now.

by Ryan August 29, 2004

Flapjack

An idiot in one form or another that drives like a complete imbecile.

"c'mon Flapjack, get with the program and pick a damned lane!"

by Ryan December 20, 2003

blademaster

1. A very powerful hero in Warcraft 3. Can use wind walk, critical strike, mirror image, and bladestorm.
2. Someone adept at using a sword.

1. Oh shit, that blademaster just windwalked into my base and killed all my wisps.
2. That dude just totally ruined 3 people, what a blademaster!

by Ryan November 20, 2004

taint paint

The discharge of female semen during sex or masturbation.

I had to throw on a poncho when the taint paint came pouring out.

by Ryan March 14, 2005

aliquippa

A former steel boomtown located 20 miles north of Pittsburgh. Used to have one of the best school disticts in the nation until the still mills all closed down. Now a huge huge slum, except for the area on the hill. Its main street is basically the place to deal drugs and shit..No real legitate businesses there. They all moved to the heights area.

If one must go to Aliquippa, they must go with caution.

by ryan December 19, 2004