Ryan 's definitions

YanWoo

Like an ass goblin but way, way sexier. and has rocket arms.

yan woo just shizzled his grundel butter all the shit over the house.

by ryan April 17, 2003

humpsterbate

the act of keeping your hand stationed in a still circular pose around your cock while he thrusts his hips forward, providing the same hip motion as sexual intercourse.

Rod The Bod found he ejaculated quicker whilst humpsterbating

by ryan December 1, 2004

clitty

derived from that short-skirted roomate, it means that one's skirt is so tiny that you can see her clit

My room was a fucking sauna so Davina wore her clitty skirt today... it's no wonder that lusty sex abounds here.

by Ryan April 21, 2005

kmfc

A swine bag. A person so vile that her stench makes your eyes water. Someone who's very existence makes you want to vomit everywhere. Her personality is so attrocious that plunging a knife into your throat would be more fun than holding a conversation with her...

Looking at KMFC is like looking at a nuke you just dropped

by ryan March 4, 2005

peng bo

I: A Chinese male springboard diver who made his mark in the 2004 Summer Olympics in Athens. A short and humble man, suprisingly (to his critics only) took a gold medal proudly back to China.

II: The best rounded athelete to ever live.

Also See: Badass

"Ryan, call Peng Bo up, we need to congratulate him on the dive."


"It has seemed that Peng Bo has unstrapped his speedo to reveal a tatoo marked "DIXON"" - Olympic Announcer

by Ryan August 25, 2004

The Property of Son

A stupid meaningless word created by some shit for brains that really needs my cock in his ass even though I'm a man and I am not a homosexual. I repeat; I am not a homosexual.

That word "erqewrdsa" is a real Property of Son'r.

by Ryan August 13, 2003

bellwhiff

you are bellwhiff

rob yearsley

by ryan January 28, 2004