beewn

Pronoun: That which cannot be defined; of or relating to faces.

Hey, pass me that beewn
Dude, I'm as dry as a beewn

by ryan May 13, 2005

Black Cracker

A black person, although black on the outside has the personality and appearance of a white person.

Ho Ho, Ding Dong, Robert Williams.

by Ryan March 21, 2005

one-eyed pirate

When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.

Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.

by Ryan April 20, 2004

fina

Fixing to (do) something

-->Fixin' ta ---> Fina

I'm fina go play ball.

by Ryan June 17, 2006

comfay

adj. (US comfey, Can comfeh) (-ness) 1 Providing or experiencing physical well-being or relief. 2 Free from stress or conducive to mental ease; having or affording peace of mind. 3 More than adequate. 4 Sufficient to provide comfort. 5 In fortunate circumstances financially; moderately rich. 6 Lacking general education, knowledge, skill, etc. 7 (obscene) insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous.

1 I am comfay.
2 You are comfay.
3 That feeling is comfay.
4 I am somewhat comfay.
5 They are quite comfay.
6 He does not know that comfay knowledge.
7 The noise he is making is comfay.

by Ryan January 04, 2005

The Property of Son

A stupid meaningless word created by some shit for brains that really needs my cock in his ass even though I'm a man and I am not a homosexual. I repeat; I am not a homosexual.

That word "erqewrdsa" is a real Property of Son'r.

by Ryan August 13, 2003

peng bo

I: A Chinese male springboard diver who made his mark in the 2004 Summer Olympics in Athens. A short and humble man, suprisingly (to his critics only) took a gold medal proudly back to China.

II: The best rounded athelete to ever live.

Also See: Badass

"Ryan, call Peng Bo up, we need to congratulate him on the dive."


"It has seemed that Peng Bo has unstrapped his speedo to reveal a tatoo marked "DIXON"" - Olympic Announcer

by Ryan August 25, 2004