Ryan's definitions

Scoonbuzzler

One who buzzles scoon

That man is a SCOONBUZZLER

by Ryan May 12, 2004

werd

random word u say to resonde to some one u find annoying

annoying person: Hi, wats up... dawg
you: Werd!! (translation: shut the fuck up u annoying fag)

by ryan June 19, 2004

beewn

Pronoun: That which cannot be defined; of or relating to faces.

Hey, pass me that beewn
Dude, I'm as dry as a beewn

by ryan May 13, 2005

Zipper Muffin

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Beaver Floss

Man, did you see that girl's zipper muffin? I coulda swore it said something to me.

by Ryan March 13, 2005

Motley Cock

An extremely large, and thick penis.

"...well we all know you dont have a Motley Cock"

by Ryan October 12, 2004

clam bake

when you sit in a car and smoke weed

yo, lets have a calm bake

by ryan February 6, 2004

Twinkie Launch

When you fire Twinkies at things using a bow-and-arrow-like device.

I hear that idiot in Arbour Butte is gonna do the twinkie launch again.

by Ryan December 9, 2003