Ryan's definitions

mec

The act of being caught looking at someone by that person, or catching someone looking at you.

Ryan tends to mec with people, he is quite the mecer.

by Ryan October 27, 2004

candy ass

a donkey that is made out of candy

hey billy pass me that candy ass, I want to lick him all up

by Ryan June 12, 2004

Jakalope

An extremely hot singer that i would like to titty fuck, have anal sex with, 69, missionary etc. for 10 hours straight and then do it again the next day.

Jakalope is extrememly sexy.

by Ryan December 27, 2004

crackalackin

same as crackin, just a little more animated.

the party was crackalackin

by Ryan November 11, 2003

schlong

A really long wet penis that is used normally for animals.

O MY GOD that monkey has a huge schlong!

by Ryan April 18, 2004

bones

What holds your body together along with muscles and tendons. They are part of a massed structure known as a skeleton.
You can also bury your "bone" in your girl. LOL

I asked her how many bones were in the human body.....she replied "205". I said "yeah, and would you like me to show you how to get one more in there?"

by Ryan August 17, 2004

bub

short for "bubbler," a hand held water pipe used for smoking illegal marijuana

"Do you wanna burn?"
"Yah man, grab the bub"

by Ryan September 13, 2003