noun. when you ejaculate in the anus of a male or femal, and then remove the ejaculate by sucking through a straw
"That fucking chotch gave my girl friend a Peruvian tunnel malt! Oh man, it's open season on his virgin asshole!"
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A program or software that generally has no efficiency advantage. Being just for looks, all it really does it slows down your computer.
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