Ryan's definitions

goatse man

man who loves the cock

THE GIVER on goatse.cx

by Ryan December 5, 2003

Booth bunny

From the latin term: "incompetentis"

Deined as: A good looking woman behind the booth usually representing a product at a computer fair. The 'bunny' behind the booth knows very little about the product, and can't answer any questions, but she sure is attracting buyers.

Roger went to the router booth and asked about broadband. The booth bunny replied, "don't call me broad!" Then he asked her for a date.

by Ryan April 15, 2004

artfag

Hip artsy folks who dress chic and such, and are into some kind of art.

that damn artfag thinks hes so chic

by ryan May 2, 2004

vandangler

when a parrot mixes with a turkey and they have a gobbler hanging from their neck. these creatures own lakes but vandanglers grow off of these lakes. vandanglers are kind of snakelike.

there is hair everywhere..... except on his vandangler.

by ryan June 1, 2004

hello

greetings to people friends or family

"hello jack" "hello bob"

by Ryan April 3, 2005

da hood

a rough neiborHOOD were people walking there dogs might get popped in the ass by mistake

yo im from da hood so u best not mess with me

by Ryan April 2, 2005

bub

short for "bubbler," a hand held water pipe used for smoking illegal marijuana

"Do you wanna burn?"
"Yah man, grab the bub"

by Ryan September 13, 2003