Peruvian tunnel malt

noun. when you ejaculate in the anus of a male or femal, and then remove the ejaculate by sucking through a straw

"That fucking chotch gave my girl friend a Peruvian tunnel malt! Oh man, it's open season on his virgin asshole!"

by Ryan April 20, 2004

bigazzmfin

Ungodly large. Of a humongus or extreme size. Disproptionately and unnecessarily large.

That girl bigazzmfin jugs.

by Ryan February 04, 2005

skrizzle-dizzle

whatever you want it to mean

by ryan September 16, 2003

jinkz

the best counter-strike player known
#net2net find him :D

oh man n2n ! jinkz got me again.

by Ryan November 15, 2003

metrobisexual

joey t. is metrobisexual

joey likes men and women

by ryan December 11, 2004

lagware

A program or software that generally has no efficiency advantage. Being just for looks, all it really does it slows down your computer.

Pretty much all stardock software.
Konfabulator is pretty much useless as well.

by Ryan May 13, 2005

aguas

Mexican spanish for 'be careful.'

Aguas, cocho! (be careful, man!)

by ryan August 10, 2003