Ryan's definitions

Flesh Bakery

When fat rolls overlap underneath clothes that are visibly too small

For Best Example See: Kirsti Alley

by Ryan February 13, 2005

dunkpug

Slang for a pussy with a really foul smell.

No matter what she did, she couldn't freshen the smell of her dunkpug.

by Ryan February 12, 2005

Lauri Ylönen

Lead singer of THE RASMUS an amazing band. He was a sexii ass voice and is currenly dating a girl by the name of Natalia Del Pozo or Nati Luna as some call her. She is the quote WOMAN OF THE CROW as he likes to call her. Lucky bitch! They are also planning a marrige and a little boy by the name of Dexter.

Not Like The Other Girls

by Ryan February 12, 2005

fush

Stands for Fucking Ultra-Stupid Human. Also, can be used as an adjective (what a fushy son of a bitch.)

Clarence was a real fush: always douching things up for everyone else.

by ryan February 11, 2005

pretzel

An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush

chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)

by Ryan February 8, 2005

po'lice

The word "Po'lice" is used as a slang term to define a cop. It is used to express a strong dislike or hatred for a killer in blue.

lice infest my hair like the po'lice infest the street.

by Ryan February 7, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

This is definitely the worst movie of the early 21st Century; the WORST. Napoleon gives insult and injury to the awesome Corsican general and emperor of the same name who lived during the early 1800s. (Without the Dynamite, of course.)
The quotes that all the emo rockers and other teen/college-age faggots use from this movie are absolutely lame and weak. It seems that movies today are getting crappier and crappier.

Patton, Battle of The Bulge, Gettysburg, Ghostbusters, A Beautiful Mind, Saving Private Ryan, Groundhog Day, Citizen Kane, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Animal House, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Shining, Rainman.......now those are good movies. I'm the same age range that these kids who are saying Napoleon Dynamite is awesome; that makes me very ashamed.

by Ryan February 6, 2005