kiss my ass bitch

a fun thing to say to people when they piss you off or you dont like them anyway. Adding the 'bitch' on to the end is for emphasizing the phrase, therefore giving it more strength and effect.

Trent Lott: Ah think thayt the Seperatist Parrty wuz a gooood thang!
Me: Kiss my ass bitch!

by Ryan October 25, 2004

Grundle

The large mass below one's dogan. Also see tundle bundle hundle.

My grundle was smacked with a baseball bat.

by Ryan July 08, 2004

first kiss

When two lips touch in a romantic form for the first time.

Our first kiss turned out to be great.

by Ryan March 08, 2004

cotch back

to hang out and take it easy

do you ladies wanna come back to my house and cotch back?

by Ryan December 08, 2003

silverfish

A sleazy man with silver hair.

There was a silverfish cruising me at the bar all night.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

hapidooya

Also, saying "Happy New Year" after 3 shots of Jager, 4 shots of Patron, 2 top shelf Margaritas, and a bottle of champagne

Bartender: "Sir, I'm sorry, but you've had way too much to drink, and we cannot serve you anything else"

Drunk: "hapidooya!!!"

by Ryan January 05, 2004

the mummy

When you fuck a chic from behind, when your about to cum spit on her back. When she turns around cum in her eyes and she'll stagger away not able to see and moaning.

I gave that bitch the mummy last night, it was funny shit, yo!

by Ryan July 15, 2004