RyaN's definitions

peng bo

I: A Chinese male springboard diver who made his mark in the 2004 Summer Olympics in Athens. A short and humble man, suprisingly (to his critics only) took a gold medal proudly back to China.

II: The best rounded athelete to ever live.

Also See: Badass

"Ryan, call Peng Bo up, we need to congratulate him on the dive."


"It has seemed that Peng Bo has unstrapped his speedo to reveal a tatoo marked "DIXON"" - Olympic Announcer

by Ryan August 25, 2004

throataria

This word describes the status of your head, nose, throat when you think you have a cold but you're not sure and you just continue drinking anyway

You don't sound so good. Yeah, I have throataria or something. (Follow up by sipping beer.)

by Ryan December 28, 2004

aliquippa

A former steel boomtown located 20 miles north of Pittsburgh. Used to have one of the best school disticts in the nation until the still mills all closed down. Now a huge huge slum, except for the area on the hill. Its main street is basically the place to deal drugs and shit..No real legitate businesses there. They all moved to the heights area.

If one must go to Aliquippa, they must go with caution.

by ryan December 19, 2004

turkey tits

Large, plump breasts. (Usually on a female)

Whoa momma...I wanna stuff those turkey tits.

by ryan November 19, 2003

Twinkie Launch

When you fire Twinkies at things using a bow-and-arrow-like device.

I hear that idiot in Arbour Butte is gonna do the twinkie launch again.

by Ryan December 9, 2003

ishmale

an insult to a person who is of weak or poor quality. a scrub.

That mulleted freak is such an ishmale!

by ryan January 25, 2005

crutchmonger

A person who fears failure so much that doing nothing is the best option. One who fails to reach dreams by making excuses and citing reasons why it won't work. Someone so paralyzed by fear of rejection that inaction is the chosen path.

"You write really amazing poetry, Biff, if you weren't such a crutchmonger you could get them published and stop feeling sorry for yourself."

by Ryan September 26, 2006