baldingus

It's a bald doofus mother fucker with a mild case of ibs usually dates his friends mothers because hey why the fuck not you got me
Do be friends with that baldingus he will fuck your mom
by Rusty trombone January 22, 2017
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banana turd

When u dip your dick skin in chocolate butter and stick it up your wifes queef hole and she yells holy shit fuck me again Jonny you got me
That bitch is getting the banana turd u got me
by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017
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Moist n Saggy

A phrase referring to a time-worn pussy that has become low-hanging and swamp-like in result of prolonged exposure to un pene sucio de mexicano (a dirty mexican penis)
Wow! If it wasn't for that Moist n Saggy, I might never have attempted a furry helmet on her ass.
by Rusty Trombone March 25, 2006
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nigerian assbang

A person that hangs out in front of your local gas station selling pictures of lesbian camletoes for three dollars and fifty cents so he can put his kid through school you got me
Person 1 Look at the nigerian assbang person 2 don't buy any pictures from him
by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017
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shadankis

A he man she bitch that everyone wants to bang because of the mixture of oprah Winfrey and john cena that's humping a Chrysler pt cruiser you got me
That is one shadankis ass bitch you heard
by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017
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Twat Missionary

One who partakes in a furry helmet
Hot dog! I never knew Charles was such a twat missionary
by Rusty Trombone March 25, 2006
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