Rusty trombone 's definitions

trompet

And ass stick you got me

Stick that trompet up my ass

by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

Twat Missionary

One who partakes in a furry helmet

Hot dog! I never knew Charles was such a twat missionary

by Rusty Trombone April 7, 2006

baldingus

It's a bald doofus mother fucker with a mild case of ibs usually dates his friends mothers because hey why the fuck not you got me

Do be friends with that baldingus he will fuck your mom

by Rusty trombone January 22, 2017

fagalicious fuck

A gay man that only likes getting rhino banged in the backseat of a Honda Civic while deep throating a pickle down his gizzard neck while listening to mmmm bop

That is one fagalicious fuck

by Rusty trombone January 19, 2017

Moist n Saggy

A phrase referring to a time-worn pussy that has become low-hanging and swamp-like in result of prolonged exposure to un pene sucio de mexicano (a dirty mexican penis)

Wow! If it wasn't for that Moist n Saggy, I might never have attempted a furry helmet on her ass.

by Rusty Trombone April 6, 2006

fuckelberry

A guy with a really thin Dick that tells everyone how big it is because he's never see a porno he also likes to stick his pencil dick in keyholes oh did I mention he enjoys long walks on the beach cussing at his shadow because it won't stop following him you got me

That's one peace a fuckelberry pie you heard

by Rusty trombone January 23, 2017