Rusty Shackleford's definitions

Eskiho

A person wearing a short skirt and eskimo boots (a.k.a. Uggs). Be cautious, as an Eskiho is also likely to carry Herpatitis G. Derived from the two words eskimo and ho.

Pssst, look at that Eskiho, she must really get around.

by Rusty Shackleford December 1, 2004

poostain

A person that has a small patch of discolorated hair on their head.

Check out the size of that kid's poostain!

by Rusty Shackleford May 25, 2003

pearl necklace

A lovely piece of jewelry worn around the neck by females and effeminate men.

Marge Simpson has a lovely pearl necklace.

by Rusty Shackleford December 25, 2003

monkey piss

The bottom inch of a 40 oz. bottle of beer.

Who wants the monkey piss?!?!?!?!?!

by Rusty Shackleford January 18, 2005

sommamabitch

bastardization of "son of a bitch"

by Rusty Shackleford March 20, 2003

granola bar

The act of defacating in a partner's mouth when the poo is unusually nutty. It is often ingested after the act of depositing

I granola barred in Tiffany's mouth last night, you should have heard the crunchy sounds she made for hours after that.

by Rusty Shackleford November 21, 2004

herpatitis g

A combination of Herpes, Hepatitis, and gonorrhea.

Lauren Stilp (Skankalottapuss): "What did you say about me?"

Chris: "I said you have herpatitis G"

Skankalottapuss: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

Chris: "It means you're a whore."

-sh-e-: "I want some crack!"

by rusty shackleford July 20, 2004