Russ's definitions

light a candle

A euphemism for killing somebody. Used by gangs.

Derives from the christian practice of lighting candles at church to pray for somebody when they die.

Party host: "Get out of my house now, Ron!"

Ron: "I'm gonna call my boys from the Latin Kings and they're gonna light a candle for your ass!"

Party host: "You don't even know anybody in the Latin Kings, Ron. They wouldn't stick up for your punk ass."

by Russ December 6, 2006

mooch

to "hang out" with a group of friends

"lets go mooch"

by Russ September 14, 2003

term-jack

The act of taking control of a co-worker's unlocked computer while he is away from his desk and sending out embarrassing e-mails.

"What the hell was that e-mail about you liking little boys?"
"Aww, that gomer Nishan term-jacked me when I went to the bathroom."

by Russ April 6, 2005

prairie doggin

When u have a humongo turd ready to come out but are no where near a toilet. It pops out and goes back in, like a prairie dog coming out of its hole abd going back in.

AKA:Turtle Head Poking Out

" man i got to take a major shit" other guys says " oh prairie doggin are we" and then u both laugh

by Russ April 2, 2004

Florida Alpha

Phi Kappa Psi's chapter at Florida State University.

I would do absolutely anything (including another woman) to date a gentleman of Phi Psi's Florida Alpha chapter!

by Russ January 18, 2004

egg

An egg is a sweaty minge that belongs to pearl

Russ licked the egg

by Russ January 15, 2004

screaming nazi

While doing a girl doggystyle, poking your finger in her ass and then reaching around and swiping it across her upper lip, creating a Hitler-style shit mustache, and a screaming nazi moments later.

"What'd you do to her when you found out she cheated on you?"
"I waited until we were in bed that night, then gave her the screaming nazi and walked out."

by Russ April 6, 2005