Russ's definitions

headbanging

On a roller coaster, when your head bangs into the OTSR's

Ow! Ninja at Six Flags Over Georgia has alot of headbanging!

by Russ December 12, 2004

cross-country milk float driver

Someone who engages in homosexual male sex. Gaylord. Bum bandit.

That Dermot O'Leary is a right cross-country milk float driver.

by Russ February 18, 2005

gabzon

A sloth like monkey creature that's part ogre.

Look at the mustard stain on the gabzon's shirt.

by Russ April 28, 2004

fezzlenut

burnt nut; homie, bro, home boy

Lets go to ma house and eat some fezzlenuts cause im so fungry!

Yo fezzlenut lets go chill

by russ May 18, 2004

fezzle

burnt
see fezzlenut

OMG! you fezzeled my eggs!

by russ May 18, 2004

dack

Receipient of bad luck, primarily when least expected, and usually of great weight. A Dack is usually called "gay" even if not a homosexual.

"Dude, I'm sorry you got dacked."
"Man, why are you so Dack, quit acting like that.""

by Russ March 12, 2004

bulldozer

Done in doggy style position. After ejaculation, use your last thrust to break your partner's neck against the bed post.

I didn't have any money, so I bulldozed the prostitute.

by russ March 29, 2004