rectal eclipse

When one of the female co-workers freaks out over being "underpaid" for the umpteenth time. They are lucky to have any job at all after calling in sick so much.
"Look out for Sharon. She had a rectal eclipse in the production meeting."
by running out of patience December 13, 2007
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angry truck men

These are little, under-achieving men with low self esteem that tailgate people and make loud hot rod sounds with their 8000 lb. noisemakers. They are usually wife beating drunks and have crappy jobs. The size of the truck in many instances is inversely proportional to the size of his "junk." It makes people like me laugh my ass off when they can't get their way in traffic.
"Man. Those angry truck men are really following us closely. Bruce, grab the gun."
by running out of patience December 13, 2007
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glistening

A large, oozing boner is sometimes referred to as a "glistening."
HAHAHA! Look at you, you've got a glistening.
by Running out of patience April 02, 2007
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lunchroom thieves

These are borderline human beings that sneak around while everyone else is working and steal sandwiches and soda from lunchroom refrigerators. They are rarely reprimanded because the owner of the company is a republican and loves the cheap labor.
"Ha, Ha. Doris, head of the lunchroom thieves, is going to be surprised when she realizes I spiked that coca-cola with phenolphtalien." See "making the brown rumble".
by running out of patience March 15, 2008
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street squish

Just a really skanky sperm dump. Looks for rich looking drunks for one night stands, just so they have shelter. Hint:They usually don't wear panties and smell like an organic solvent.
"Looks like James found some street squish again. One day his dick will turn green and fall off."
by Running out of patience August 25, 2008
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What a frustrated crime monkey blurts out after he punches a standing rib roast at Cub Foods.
$14.99 a poun'? Thud..Thud..Smack...Slap.. ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe.
by running out of patience January 19, 2008
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guppy

When a person makes a pouting face that resembles a fishes face. Also someone who is upset is "guppying".
"I can't believe that pookie. She has been such a guppy all week."
by running out of patience March 13, 2008
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