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glistening

A large, oozing boner is sometimes referred to as a "glistening."
HAHAHA! Look at you, you've got a glistening.
by Running out of patience April 8, 2007
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restaurant gene

The bred in gene of gooks in which they have to have a restaurant, even if it means going bankrupt or puts a strain on other business endeavors or relationships.
by Running out of patience January 28, 2007
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pedocop

A deputy or police officer who belongs to daughter swappin'clubs. Their morals are too high to bang their own, so they trade daughters with other homies on the force.
"Why do your hands always smell like shrimp when you come back from those "take your daughter to work days"? Are you a pedocop?"
by Running out of patience January 27, 2007
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stink wind

When a republican comes back from a long lunch and stinks up the hallway when he drops a log in the restroom. They are so convinced they shit candy that they don't even notice. Then he wonders why his secretary doesn't want to polish his knob.
"Robert just got back from lunch. I can smell the stink wind already."
by Running out of patience March 7, 2008
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republican

Someone who's pillow I wipe my dick on after I bang the shit out of his wife.
"Man, if that republican boss of mine only knew how loud that bitch can scream."
by Running out of patience July 6, 2008
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street squish

Just a really skanky sperm dump. Looks for rich looking drunks for one night stands, just so they have shelter. Hint:They usually don't wear panties and smell like an organic solvent.
"Looks like James found some street squish again. One day his dick will turn green and fall off."
by Running out of patience October 17, 2008
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poopsie

When I poop in a republican's smoothie, I call it a poopsie.
That arrogant republican really enjoyed that poopsie that I prepared him. He even made that gurgling sound at the end with his straw. Hilarious! I hope he gets worms in his shit.
by Running out of patience May 20, 2010
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