ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe

What a frustrated crime monkey blurts out after he punches a standing rib roast at Cub Foods.

$14.99 a poun'? Thud..Thud..Smack...Slap.. ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe.

by running out of patience January 19, 2008

pedocop

A deputy or police officer who belongs to daughter swappin'clubs. Their morals are too high to bang their own, so they trade daughters with other homies on the force.

"Why do your hands always smell like shrimp when you come back from those "take your daughter to work days"? Are you a pedocop?"

by Running out of patience January 27, 2007

stink wind

When a republican comes back from a long lunch and stinks up the hallway when he drops a log in the restroom. They are so convinced they shit candy that they don't even notice. Then he wonders why his secretary doesn't want to polish his knob.

"Robert just got back from lunch. I can smell the stink wind already."

by Running out of patience March 07, 2008

hershey highway

An expression for "taking the gay road."

"Why doesn't your son come with you to the games anymore?""Well, *sob* I'm afraid he has taken the hershey highway.

by running out of patience February 16, 2008

republican

Someone who's pillow I wipe my dick on after I bang the shit out of his wife.

"Man, if that republican boss of mine only knew how loud that bitch can scream."

by Running out of patience July 06, 2008

drivin' the bitch's car

What worthless darkies do to look "fly", or so they can pimp and deal drugs.

"Look at that yard ape in the Camry. He must be drivin' the bitch's car."

by running out of patience March 20, 2008

silkworm

A man who has difficulty achieving an erection without wearing some article of women's clothing is sometimes referred to as a "silkworm."

"My new boyfriend is rich and handsome, but he is a closet silkworm."

by running out of patience April 16, 2008