tweakers

People who are paranoid, delusional, uneducated, and covered with oozing chemical scabs and ulcers due to the acute abuse of methamphetamine. They eventually eat scabs from one another that contain the meth that their body can't dispose of, just to catch a cheap thrill. MMMMM....MMMMMMMMM!!!

I called the DEA the other day on those tweakers down the street.

by running out of patience January 06, 2008

buzz words

These are trendy words and terms used by clueless corporate fatcats. These BMW driving morons are lost and scared when walking through a manufacturing facility alone. They are normally in small groups. The only words they say are "ISO, synergy, delight customers, world class blah, blah, blah.., global, just in time, black belt, six sigma, you get the picture."

"I can't believe that Ben asshole. He comes in at 10:00, says a few buzz words, surfs the net, goes to lunch, comes back at 2:00, makes a phone call, schedules a meeting, says a few more buzz words, takes a horrendous stinking shit, surfs the net again and then goes golfing."

by Running out of patience March 01, 2008

whiskey pig

One stinking, fat, drunken, uneducated welfare witch. She drinks cheap whiskey all day and breathes booze breath on everyone she encounters. She has really bad breath, and smokes like a chimney. Her kids take care of themselves all day in their government subsidised housing, tearing up the place and throwing poop at each other, while she whores it up at the local watering hole. A lot of her kids are retarded from fetal alcohol syndrome. She has a rear end the size of New Hampshire.

"If I had a choice between being with that whiskey pig or death, I would chose death."

by running out of patience February 12, 2008

Don't need no booklearnin'

Boogie woogies make this claim constantly when they are confronted about their future. They make plenty of money with their form of three r's (robbin', rapin', and riotin'.)

Tyrone addressing the school principal: "Hey moefoe! I don't like school. Don't need no booklearnin'."

by running out of patience March 23, 2008

titty babies

These are the generation X and Y recent grads that are hired by clueless upper management because of their grade point average, height, and military status. More times than not they turn out to be micromanaging, arrogant, armchair employees that are afraid to roll up their sleeves and actually get involved with anything. They are more concerned about status symbols, time off, and where to eat lunch.

"Look. It's 10:30 AM. Mike should be coming in any time now. Oh, there he is. You can tell he just woke up. He pretended to be at the U doing his research this morning. Damn titty babies"

by Running out of patience February 16, 2008

jab in the whiskers

The act of coitus with a young hottie is sometimes referred to this way.

"That Cindy finally let me give her a jab in the whiskers. It was heavenly."

by running out of patience April 05, 2008

savage

To rape someone using a big strap-on dildo.

Did you see that hottie in the Subaru? I want her to savage me.

by Running Out of Patience February 03, 2007