scornful farm wives

These are those tired old worn out bags that have worked the same lame ass factory job for 30 years or more and haven't advanced their knowledge since the first week. They are jealous of anyone who took the time to educate themselves and are vicious and anal. It is fun to make them squirm by waliking around with tape measures and talking in scientific or engineering terms.
"Boy, wouldn't it be nice if those scornful farm wives would retire once and for all? They haven't done anything except share recipes all goddamned day."
by running out of patience January 05, 2008
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mr. winky

Just another cute name for your penis.
Oh, don't be frightened. It's only Mr. Winky saying "hi" to you.
by Running Out of Patience February 01, 2007
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face pica

When a girl substitutes fellatio for coitus, it is sometimes called "getting some face pica."
I was disappointed when Cindy wouldn't bang me, until she gave me some expert face pica. Now I'm good to go.
by running out of patience January 31, 2009
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guppy

When a person makes a pouting face that resembles a fishes face. Also someone who is upset is "guppying".
"I can't believe that pookie. She has been such a guppy all week."
by running out of patience March 13, 2008
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fecal harrassment

When the office crowd are out having their two hour lunch, a big fat slob from shipping and receiving will take a commode shattering crap in the woman's room. It is a big no-no to take a stinky shit where the restroom is carpeted. Therefore, it is hilarious when the Human Resources Manager gags every day when she walks in there.
"I can't believe Jerome. He is going to get in trouble for fecal harrassment some day."
by Running out of patience March 07, 2008
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wigger

A complete waste of skin, young, dumb, and full of come suburaban white kid nigger wannabe. They worship niggers and want to become one.
Look at that wigger over there grabbing at his ball sac and wearing his cap sideways. Let's go and bitch-slap him."
by Running out of patience August 14, 2008
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frusterbate

This is what sexually frustrated teenagers do when trying to deal with stirrings from the opposite sex.
"I sure had a severe case of blue balls when Sandy kept beaving me at the party. I had to frusterbate at the filling station on the way home.
by running out of patience May 02, 2009
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