Definitions by Ruhbee!
African American
A controversial and failing attempt to euphemize an identity phrase for Black Americans. Unfortunately for the phrase's potential to be literally correct, all humans came from Africa at one time, therefore all people, regardless of breed, color, ethnicity or however one may choose to categorize them, are of African descent. Another problem the more-educated population has with the phrase is that the quickest way to know which specific type of African American one is referring to is to look at their skin. This takes the subject of conversation back to black, eliminating the function of the euphemistic-intentioned phrase. Due to it's failure to positively convey the identity of the Black American without error, the phrase has evolved into a dysphemism and is often spoken between air quotes.
Correct: Aboriginal Australians are black, and many of African emmigrants are black, but African Americans range in color as far as human potential has seen.
Incorrect: Jesse Jackson is an African American but Richard Nixon is not.
Incorrect: Jesse Jackson is an African American but Richard Nixon is not.
African American by Ruhbee! May 2, 2007
schpace
The highly revered, book-width gap between some girl's legs, accentuated by tight pants or a really short mini skirt. Beneficial for girls not flexible enough for the "suitcase", this gap makes the deepest penetration possible by getting the legs out of the way.
"I admit Sascha has nice breasts, but her face is a bit too weathered for me."
- Maurice
"I don't know Steve, she's got a wicked schpace, and that's all it takes to get me up and ready..."
- Glenn
- Maurice
"I don't know Steve, she's got a wicked schpace, and that's all it takes to get me up and ready..."
- Glenn
Workic
Bob is an alcoholic and drinks all day but his brother Steve is a workic and spends his nights in the office.
Empire Smurf Building
Though Mark's personality and looks seemed to be lacking, widespread word of the Empire Smurf Building made his pants the center of a tourist economy.
Empire Smurf Building by Ruhbee! September 7, 2006
aboriginal
The first inhabitants of America, (or any region for that matter). Aboriginal Americans are often mis-labeled "Native Americans".
By definition, any person born in America is a Native American. The Aboriginals however, AKA American Indians, were here first.
Of all the Native Americans in the U.S. the Aboriginals have been here the longest.
Indian-Gaming has been a large source of funding for the educational system of the Aboriginal American population.
Of all the Native Americans in the U.S. the Aboriginals have been here the longest.
Indian-Gaming has been a large source of funding for the educational system of the Aboriginal American population.
aboriginal by Ruhbee! August 28, 2006
Aboriginal American
By definition, any person born in America is a Native American. The Aboriginals however, AKA American Indians, were here first.
Of all the Native Americans in the U.S. the Aboriginals have been here the longest.
Indian-Gaming has been a large source of funding for the educational system of the Aboriginal American population.
It is true that Aboriginal Americans are also Native Americans, but it is also true that every other person born here is a Native American as well.
Of all the Native Americans in the U.S. the Aboriginals have been here the longest.
Indian-Gaming has been a large source of funding for the educational system of the Aboriginal American population.
It is true that Aboriginal Americans are also Native Americans, but it is also true that every other person born here is a Native American as well.
Aboriginal American by Ruhbee! August 28, 2006
care bear stare
The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.
The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care Bear Stare.
care bear stare by Ruhbee! August 22, 2006