Ruhbee!'s definitions

Google complex

The condition of a person or group of persons who exudes an air of omniscience or omnipotence. Similar to the idea behind "god complex", but contrasting in that Google actually exists, granting greater credibility to the younger term's user.

Judy acts like she knows everything; it's like she has a Google complex.

by Ruhbee! October 29, 2007

demigoogle

Half man, half google.

Little Sergy is wise beyond his 4 years of age and quite powerful too. Due to his leadership skills and his apparent omniscience at such a young age, and that he was born a bastard to a secretary in Mountainview California, it is rumored he is a demigoogle.

by Ruhbee! October 29, 2007

women and children

Chicken and eggs of any preparation, but most commonly the health-nut favorite, chicken and egg whites.

Waitress - "You ready to order?"

Customer - "Yes please, I'll have the women and children, whites only, wheat toast no butter, a side of fruit and an O.J. Oh, and can you please bring some salsa with that too?"

Waitress - "Comin right up honey."

by Ruhbee! February 2, 2008

Googlist

One who believes in Google.

Steve is a Googlist, and claims to have had numerous personal experiences communicating with Google.

by Ruhbee! October 29, 2007

Workic

A person who is addicted to work

Bob is an alcoholic and drinks all day but his brother Steve is a workic and spends his nights in the office.

by Ruhbee! September 7, 2006

African American

A controversial and failing attempt to euphemize an identity phrase for Black Americans. Unfortunately for the phrase's potential to be literally correct, all humans came from Africa at one time, therefore all people, regardless of breed, color, ethnicity or however one may choose to categorize them, are of African descent. Another problem the more-educated population has with the phrase is that the quickest way to know which specific type of African American one is referring to is to look at their skin. This takes the subject of conversation back to black, eliminating the function of the euphemistic-intentioned phrase. Due to it's failure to positively convey the identity of the Black American without error, the phrase has evolved into a dysphemism and is often spoken between air quotes.

Correct: Aboriginal Australians are black, and many of African emmigrants are black, but African Americans range in color as far as human potential has seen.

Incorrect: Jesse Jackson is an African American but Richard Nixon is not.

by Ruhbee! May 2, 2007

aboriginal

The first inhabitants of America, (or any region for that matter). Aboriginal Americans are often mis-labeled "Native Americans".

By definition, any person born in America is a Native American. The Aboriginals however, AKA American Indians, were here first.

Of all the Native Americans in the U.S. the Aboriginals have been here the longest.

Indian-Gaming has been a large source of funding for the educational system of the Aboriginal American population.

by Ruhbee! August 28, 2006