jack nasty face

Unfortunate genetic disorder or botched female circumcision in which the vagina and uteral region appear as though Crocodile Dundee went dynamite fishing in the female genitalia.

While she was doing the human pretzel, I gave the Chinese gymnist a jack nasty face with a sledge hammer, some barbed wire, and egg beaters.

by Rufus December 17, 2004

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douchebag

Choosing to disregard basic and appropriate social graces of a normal human being in regards to anything relating to their own needs, feelings, and wellbeing over others specially those closed to them IE. Family relationships friends or strangers

Guy has a girlfriend who he gets pregnant and starts dating someone behind her back. what a Douchemove Douchebag

by Rufus December 04, 2014

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half-tard

Someone who is very very stupid, but not technically mentally retarded.

I wouldn't vote for Dubya, he's a half-tard.

by Rufus April 14, 2003

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Hamilton, Ontario

A mass of genetic mutation smog and marijuana smoke located south of Toronto.

pave paradise put up a parking lot. (red hill expressway)

by Rufus March 21, 2005

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lumberjack

When the proud proprietor of a large boner pulls his cock to the side only to let it go a moment later so that it swings back assaulting the victim's face. The lumberjack can also be done by pushing the boner downward so that it swings up and hit's the victim's chin, this is also known as an "upper-chuck."

"That bitch didn't know how to give head, so I lumberjacked her face with my cock."

"I lumberjacked her when she wasn't looking."

by Rufus June 28, 2003

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