pokemon daycare

A place where pokemon have sex

Trainer: Time to check my Pokemon at the Pokemon daycare!

Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.

*Meanwhile*

Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*

by Rpgluvr13 July 10, 2017

Khia

Before there was CupcakKe, there was Khia.

Khia: My neck, my back. Lick my pussy and my crack.

CupcakKe: Hump me, fuck me! Daddy better make me choke (you better)!

See the similarities?

by Rpgluvr13 January 22, 2018

Math

Torture in school. The sister to science. The worst and hardest subject. Science is below it.

Random Bitch: Hey did you study for the Algebra test last night?

Random Dude: OH SHIT NO I DIDN'T!!!!!!

Random Bitch: R.I.P. your success in life...

Random Dude: *beats up Mr. Boring the Algebra teacher* FUCK MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Rpgluvr13 December 9, 2017

Orgasm

When you feel like you really need to pee and can't take it anymore, but then you cum. It feels really intense too. It also doesn't just need to be during sex.

It's 1:30 p.m. and you finished an algebra test. You don't know what to do so behind the scenes you decide to jerk off but decide not to reach the point where you orgasm. So you jerk off a little but too much, then, you feel something coming. You can't control it. You don't wanna tell the teacher, so you try to hold it, but then boom! Your dick feels weird, like something is coming out. It feels sticky. That is when you realized you just organsmed. All you can do now is lay low and hope the cum all on your boxers doesn't show.

by Rpgluvr13 May 9, 2018

dog-ear

To fold the corner of a page, usually a book. The purpose is usually for bookmarking. Dog-earring is one of the worst things you can do when reading because you ruin the paper as a result and anyone else who reads the book will either be confused by your bookmarks or think that the book is in lower condition.

Teacher: I need these books in the same condition as I gave them to you. Please for the love of God DO NOT dog-ear your books! If you need to bookmark, use an actual bookmark.

by Rpgluvr13 February 20, 2022

rpgluvr13

Me aka. a fucking loser on the internet

Rpgluvr13: I like rpgs... so I fucking suck

by Rpgluvr13 September 13, 2017

Playtime Is Over

Nicki Minaj's first mixtape that is actually good. Also it's over a decade old...

Big Mike, the new baddest bitch in the game
She go by the name of Nicki Minaj
Let's get this shit poppin', playtime is over mothafuckas

-Fendi, 2007: Nicki Minaj "Playtime Is Over

by Rpgluvr13 November 6, 2017