pokemon daycare

A place where pokemon have sex

Trainer: Time to check my Pokemon at the Pokemon daycare!

Daycare Man: Oh hey!!! Your Pokemon had an egg! We don't know where it came from though.

*Meanwhile*

Daycare lady: Oh God... MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a Gardevoir and Gallade have sex*

by Rpgluvr13 July 10, 2017

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Kim Kardashian

Literallyyyyyyy she is an untalented and fake bitch who is famous for literallyyyyyyyyyy making a sextape with Ray J and being friends with Paris Hilton. She seriouslyyyyyyyyy made a reality show where just hangs out with the rest of her untalented family.

She also says the following:

Literallyyyyyyyyyyy
Seriouslyyyyyyyyyy
Honestlyyyyyyyyyy

I am literallyyyyyyyyyyy an untalened, fake, and honestlyyyyyyy slutty bitch. I am seriouslyyyyyyyyyy so greedy and made a horrible sextape and song literallyyyyyyyyy called JAM.

- Kim Kardashian

by Rpgluvr13 June 26, 2017

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Playtime Is Over

Nicki Minaj's first mixtape that is actually good. Also it's over a decade old...

Big Mike, the new baddest bitch in the game
She go by the name of Nicki Minaj
Let's get this shit poppin', playtime is over mothafuckas

-Fendi, 2007: Nicki Minaj "Playtime Is Over

by Rpgluvr13 November 06, 2017

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Orgasm

When you feel like you really need to pee and can't take it anymore, but then you cum. It feels really intense too. It also doesn't just need to be during sex.

It's 1:30 p.m. and you finished an algebra test. You don't know what to do so behind the scenes you decide to jerk off but decide not to reach the point where you orgasm. So you jerk off a little but too much, then, you feel something coming. You can't control it. You don't wanna tell the teacher, so you try to hold it, but then boom! Your dick feels weird, like something is coming out. It feels sticky. That is when you realized you just organsmed. All you can do now is lay low and hope the cum all on your boxers doesn't show.

by Rpgluvr13 May 09, 2018

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Math

Torture in school. The sister to science. The worst and hardest subject. Science is below it.

Random Bitch: Hey did you study for the Algebra test last night?

Random Dude: OH SHIT NO I DIDN'T!!!!!!

Random Bitch: R.I.P. your success in life...

Random Dude: *beats up Mr. Boring the Algebra teacher* FUCK MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Rpgluvr13 December 09, 2017

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