Number 16

When a man shits in a woman’s ear then grabs it and rubs it in her eyes whilst shagging her. When he is ready to come he pulls out and does it in her belly button. He then proceeds to grab it and rub it in her hair!!!
Hey Roy wow u smell of shit and urine and your mrs hair is a mess. Hey Gids I just did a number 16 and she loved it
by Royston J April 26, 2025
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Number 12

When you shit in your misses ear then pull it out and gouge her eyes and finger her nostrils with it. Then a pigeon fly’s down gets stuck so u grab it and tickle her feet with it whilst she shits herself , whilst that is happening 2 foxes are mating and they finish on her knees. Then you rub it in her face and she loves it
Ow rob you look happy, I am giddy,I just did a number 12 with the misses. Mad it was!!!
by Royston J April 17, 2025
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