Definitions by Roy Sanchez

sopping snatch 

1: A dripping wet vagina. Usually results from impure thoughts about penis or other chicks vags. Can also result from a loving touch every now and again.

Ashleigh has a sopping snatch.

sopping snatch by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

punaner 

1: A noun describing a dirty wet vagina. Although, the vagina does not need to be dirty or wet, it just helps.

2: An insult inferring vagina status

1: That punaner was so scrumptious I shit my pants.

2: That Zach Taylor kid is such a punaner.

punaner by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

lucky charms 

1: Medically, this is when someone recieves an enema and cannot contain the pressure long enough. Due to the pressure the patient continuously begins "blowing ass" all over the nurse or doctor. The result is little speckles, or lucky charms, all over their face and/or body.

2: The best fucking cereal. EVAR.

1: Honey, how'd your day at work go? Some guy blew ass all over my face during an enema and got lucky charms all over me.

2: I love Lucky Charms so much I shit my pants.

lucky charms by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

blueberry surprise 

1: When recieving fellatio and at the point of orgasmic climax, the giver forcefully grabs the recievers testicles and shoves them into the person's tight, sensitive asshole. The results in a very surprised look and, sadly, blue balls.

She gave me such a blueberry surprise I haven't touched my nuts in weeks or taken a dump in a month.

blueberry surprise by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

Char-Broiled Sprinkles 

1: Placing your testicles over an open flame, such as a bunsen burner, and then shaking your nuts over someones face while they sleep. This causes your burnt pubic hair to cover their face.

Dude, I woke up this morning and had char-broiled sprinkles all over my face. That shit is gross.

Char-Broiled Sprinkles by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

Greasy Weasel 

1: A rodent that is slippery.

2: When lubricating a weasel or other rodent and letting it run wild at another person's asshole while they are blindfolded.

1: That rat is such a greasy weasel.

2: I tied her up and let my ferret Sanchez give her a greasy weasel.

Greasy Weasel by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

Orangutaun Toaster

1: During intercourse, the male places a monkey mask over their face and jumps about wildy, while rubbing there penis so frantically the friction makes the penis feel red hot. The man then proceeds to stick his penis into a woman and screams like an orangutaun. The sensation is as intense as placing one's penis into a toaster. The woman is so confused by the screaming that she forces the penis out of her vagina/ass with her muscles. This is like bread popping out of a toaster.

Last night was so wild, I gave this chick an orangutaun toaster. She was so scared she ran outta the house ass naked.

Orangutaun Toaster by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006