Roy Fenton's definitions

Kortlander

Noun. A person who uses cheap sob stories to get girls. One who often acts slightly gay to try to make girls think he's sentimental. Very emo.
Also can be spelled "Courtlander", one who "courts" with other girls in a cheap, emo-like way.

Guy 1: I can't believe Mike got all those girls last night!

Guy 2: What a kortlander, he doesn't have any pride in himself.

by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006

FART

Noun.

Acronym for Fast Action Response Team

"Trouble? Where? No fear! The FART is here!"

by Roy Fenton October 15, 2006

FUCK

Noun.

Acronym for First United Church of Kenya

"These missionaries were sent from FUCK to hold a fund-raiser."

by Roy Fenton January 24, 2007

Crabrock

Noun.
A wild and unruly person. Highly disheveled and unorganized. Acts crazy and spontaneous.
Also having no concern for personal hygenie or shaving.

The kid Mike was a crabrock, for he often shouted loudly for no reason and had many strange habits.

by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006

Okty

Noun.

A lover of knowledge.
But by night is a secret porn star.

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Doc Ock !!

Myra's an okty, I saw her secret web cam under in the drawer filled with philosophical essays.

by Roy Fenton October 11, 2006

Surreal Twilight

Noun.

The greatest RPG website known to mankind.

Also known as "S*T"

Guy1: I need to express my literary techniques.

Guy2: Go to Surreal Twilight!

by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006

"the man behind the curtain"

Noun.

A phrase used to describe someone who is in the background secretly plotting and conspiring or also a hypocrite of great proportions.

Derived from the movie The Wizard of Oz

Senator Charles worked secretly at night with his other colleagues, being "the man behind the curtain" of the Senate.

by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006