Definitions by Roy Fenton

FUCK 

Noun.

Acronym for First United Church of Kenya

"These missionaries were sent from FUCK to hold a fund-raiser."

FUCK by Roy Fenton January 24, 2007

SHIT 

Noun.

Acronym for Super Hydraulic Instant Transporter

Apparently no SHIT's have been made yet with today's technology

SHIT by Roy Fenton January 2, 2007

FART 

Noun.

Acronym for Fast Action Response Team

"Trouble? Where? No fear! The FART is here!"

FART by Roy Fenton October 15, 2006

Kortlander 

Noun. A person who uses cheap sob stories to get girls. One who often acts slightly gay to try to make girls think he's sentimental. Very emo.
Also can be spelled "Courtlander", one who "courts" with other girls in a cheap, emo-like way.

Guy 1: I can't believe Mike got all those girls last night!

Guy 2: What a kortlander, he doesn't have any pride in himself.

Kortlander by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006

Crabrock

Noun.
A wild and unruly person. Highly disheveled and unorganized. Acts crazy and spontaneous.
Also having no concern for personal hygenie or shaving.

The kid Mike was a crabrock, for he often shouted loudly for no reason and had many strange habits.

Crabrock by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006

Streed 

Noun.

An imaginary animal, usually a four legged creature that one can ride on.

Barry is playing with his streed again, his imagination never seems to wear out.

Streed by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006

Surreal Twilight 

Noun.

The greatest RPG website known to mankind.

Also known as "S*T"

Guy1: I need to express my literary techniques.

Guy2: Go to Surreal Twilight!

Surreal Twilight by Roy Fenton October 12, 2006