Rotten_Cum's definitions

WHY CANT I GET A BONER

I can’t get a fucking boner and I’m pissed

IM TRYING TO JACK OFF BUT MY PENIS WONT COMMIT TO IT WHY CANT I GET A BONER WHAT THE FUCK

by Rotten_Cum December 30, 2021

Keanu Pees

Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing

Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!

Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?

Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!

Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn

Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!

by Rotten_Cum December 27, 2021

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by Rotten_Cum December 26, 2021

Matcha Tea

Put boiling hot water and a bag of weed in a persons mouth

Some guy pissed me off so fucking badly I gave him matcha tea (he screamed like a bitch)

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021

Chocolate Milkshake

Cumming then taking a shit in someones mouth

I thought it would be sexy to give someone a chocolate milkshake

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021

Vagina

I don’t have one so this doesn’t really mean anything is it like a butthole?

Woman: I have a vagina

Man: I have a penis
Woman: I think mine fell off

(laughs sexually)

by Rotten_Cum December 18, 2021

Cheesy Chumper

A male penis that is unclean and overgrown with smegma.

“I forbid you to sex me until you get rid of that Cheesy Chumper.”

by Rotten_Cum November 2, 2023