Keanu Pees

Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing

Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!

Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?

Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!

Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn

Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!

by Rotten_Cum December 27, 2021

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by Rotten_Cum December 26, 2021

October 2nd

Slap yo homies ass cheeks day

You already know what day it is big shawty it’s October 2nd you know what that means…

by Rotten_Cum September 21, 2021

Hotdog

Where a man grabs his penis and puts it in between a girls boobs and then cums

Man: Hey Sexy want a hotdog

Woman: No! It will just come shooting out and get on my walls

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021

Englese

The mix of Chinese and English language

Ai tu want a tomato huo qiezi eitherway we need xuyao shenme

The fuck is you speaking?? Englese??

by Rotten_Cum July 3, 2023

WHY CANT I GET A BONER

I can’t get a fucking boner and I’m pissed

IM TRYING TO JACK OFF BUT MY PENIS WONT COMMIT TO IT WHY CANT I GET A BONER WHAT THE FUCK

by Rotten_Cum December 30, 2021

Matcha Tea

A delicious type of tea that will fill you up with energy

Gosh Veronica the Matcha Tea I had was so refreshing

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021