Bill Smith

Etymology: White version of Will Smith

Definition: A wigger who sticks out like a sore thumb near any actual black people

Synonyms: white boy, cracker, fag, punk-ass bitch

Bill Smith is moving with his auntie and uncle in Bel Air... But wait, he already lives there!

by Roth Vantage November 10, 2014

Ruby Ridge

When you ejaculate so hard during sex that the semen shoots through the condom and impregnates the woman.

An allusion to the killing of Vicki Weaver when the bullet went through the door (a barrier) and hit her, during the Ruby Ridge incident.

I did a Ruby Ridge on Brenda, so now I gotta pay child support. Dammit.

by Roth Vantage June 08, 2016

the bottle

A blanket term for or embodiment of alcohol abuse, as in 'the dreaded bottle'. When a person 'turns to the bottle', the person will abuse alcohol to forget his or her problems.

The bottle is my only friend.

by Roth Vantage December 26, 2014

money mack

Canned mackerel used as currency in prison, since it's cheap and nobody wants to eat it.

Money mack:
"Hey buddy, I'll do your laundry for 5 macks."

by Roth Vantage December 17, 2017

drunksturbate

Attempting to masturbate while drunk. This usually results in either losing one's erection, or falling asleep from exhaustion, as achieving an orgasm while drunk takes impossibly long.

Bobby's mom caught him asleep with his cock in his hand after he had drunksturbated the night before.

by Roth Vantage October 23, 2016

jack pleasure

Masturbation

-...Jack pleasure?

-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...

by Roth Vantage August 20, 2016

the movies

Movie theater/cinema

Where do you take a cake? To the movies?

by Roth Vantage January 20, 2017