Roth Vantage's definitions

piggot

A gay cop (pig + faggot)

Look at all the piggots in the 69th Precinct locker room going at it...

by Roth Vantage January 23, 2017

Changaa

Home-brewed moonshine from the slums of Kenya; the name means 'kill me quick' in Swahili. Extremely potent and extremely cheap, able to make you go blind. Sometimes contains jet fuel. Batches have been found to be contaminated with sewage, women's underwear and dead rats.

You think Popov is bad? Try Changaa.

by Roth Vantage April 8, 2017

Shawcross

v. perform cunnilingus.

Named for serial killer Arthur Shawcross, who ate the vagina of some of his victims.

I went down on Beverly and shawcrossed her all night.

by Roth Vantage November 27, 2015

the movies

Movie theater/cinema

Where do you take a cake? To the movies?

by Roth Vantage January 20, 2017

jack pleasure

Masturbation

-...Jack pleasure?

-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...

by Roth Vantage August 20, 2016

money mack

Canned mackerel used as currency in prison, since it's cheap and nobody wants to eat it.

Money mack:
"Hey buddy, I'll do your laundry for 5 macks."

by Roth Vantage December 17, 2017

oxygen sandwich

Two pieces of bread strapped together. For when you're too poor for a Manwich.

Sometimes in the daytimes, I dream of a Manwich
But all I'm really eating is an oxygen sandwich

by Roth Vantage February 23, 2020