by Roth Vantage January 23, 2017
-...Jack pleasure?
-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...
-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...
by Roth Vantage August 20, 2016
by Roth Vantage February 23, 2020
Home-brewed moonshine from the slums of Kenya; the name means 'kill me quick' in Swahili. Extremely potent and extremely cheap, able to make you go blind. Sometimes contains jet fuel. Batches have been found to be contaminated with sewage, women's underwear and dead rats.
by Roth Vantage April 08, 2017
1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit
Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder
by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014
Term for ground coffee.
Named so for kidnapper and rapist Gary Heidnik, who "ground up" a black woman's flesh and served it as food to his hostages.
Named so for kidnapper and rapist Gary Heidnik, who "ground up" a black woman's flesh and served it as food to his hostages.
Barista: "What would you like to order, sir?"
Customer: "I like my coffee like I like my women - black, strong, proud and ground up in my cellar. Oh yeah, I'll take it Heidnik."
Customer: "I like my coffee like I like my women - black, strong, proud and ground up in my cellar. Oh yeah, I'll take it Heidnik."
by Roth Vantage March 22, 2016
Ernie and Martha are true gas jockeys, to the point where their apartment is covered in Wunder-Baum.
by Roth Vantage October 12, 2017