Roth Vantage's definitions

Shawcross

v. perform cunnilingus.

Named for serial killer Arthur Shawcross, who ate the vagina of some of his victims.

I went down on Beverly and shawcrossed her all night.

by Roth Vantage November 27, 2015

Changaa

Home-brewed moonshine from the slums of Kenya; the name means 'kill me quick' in Swahili. Extremely potent and extremely cheap, able to make you go blind. Sometimes contains jet fuel. Batches have been found to be contaminated with sewage, women's underwear and dead rats.

You think Popov is bad? Try Changaa.

by Roth Vantage April 8, 2017

Cousin Itt

A haircut with really long bangs reaching the eyes, like a thick bowl cut, but with long hair in the back and sides.

Nice to see Dee-Dee is sporting a Cousin Itt again.

by Roth Vantage January 4, 2017

italics

Something absurdly overused on TVTropes.org

Italics are .......... absolutely terrifying

by Roth Vantage January 6, 2013

Don Birnam

The act of hiding alcoholic beverages (especially hard liquor) in surreptitious places (such as in toilet cisterns, etc.) in order to keep one's drinking secret from people. Taken from the character of the same name from the novel/movie "The Lost Weekend".

Carl's wife caught him doing a Don Birnam last night...

by Roth Vantage July 11, 2021

mastodonic

Adjective used to describe a huge, gigantic penis. Named after the mastodons, an extint species of elephants.

Synonym: elephant cock

I'm going to rape you with my mastodonic 300-mile long cock.

by Roth Vantage January 5, 2015

pederast

A man who engages in sexual activity with a boy or youth; a man who is engaged in an erotic relationship with an adolescent boy; a practitioner of pederasty.

A: What's a pederast, Walter?
B: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

by Roth Vantage December 31, 2020