Definitions by Ronny St Papps

Greenfinger

1. a person who is a gardening enthusiast.

2. a key cultural figure of the eastside of Biggleswade, Beds., England (AKA Frog, Greenphinga, Blacktooth, Skidmark).

"word up, Greenfinger is da man!"

Greenfinger by Ronny St Papps December 28, 2004

meinschaft 

1. German word meaning 'community'.
2. The penis (as in 'my shaft'), especially a German one. Can have communal usage if one so desires.

"I stuck meinschaft into her beef-curtains"

meinschaft by Ronny St Papps December 26, 2004

your highness 

1. A royal greeting.
2. A greeting of someone who is high.

person: "I want more of your ganja"
dealer: "yes, your highness"

your highness by Ronny St Papps December 26, 2004

masturbativity 

Frequency of masturbation - the amount of 'ones off the wrist' in a set period of time.

Doctor: "I'm certain that your abnormal masturbativity is to blame for the rawness of your penis".

masturbativity by Ronny St Papps December 24, 2004

Sif 

(or 'Saf')An individual of South African nationality. Origin: due to the accent of such a person, pronouncing South Africa as "Sif Ifrika".

"I'm off on holiday to visit the Sifs"

Sif by Ronny St Papps December 23, 2004

landmine 

dog dirt, or any faeces that someone has the misfortune to step on.

"I'll be picking bits of muesli shrapnel from my shoes for days - I've just stepped on a landmine"

landmine by Ronny St Papps December 22, 2004

b'dush 

the sound of faeces hitting water. see dush.

"when I shat in the ditch it made a sound like "b'dush"".

b'dush by Ronny St Papps December 20, 2004