Ronny St Papps's definitions

Baghdadford

Bedford. see Middle East.

"I went to Baghdadford & all I got was this lousy ice cream (which I dropped in the Ousephrates after being attacked by a pigeon)" 2004 advert for Bedford Tourism Council

by Ronny St Papps September 18, 2005

your highness

1. A royal greeting.
2. A greeting of someone who is high.

person: "I want more of your ganja"
dealer: "yes, your highness"

by Ronny St Papps December 26, 2004

landmine

dog dirt, or any faeces that someone has the misfortune to step on.

"I'll be picking bits of muesli shrapnel from my shoes for days - I've just stepped on a landmine"

by Ronny St Papps December 22, 2004

Stuart's chemistry set

smoking apparatus; a bong.

From Beavis & Butthead.

person 1: "What is that odd contraption?"

person 2: "Oh - that's Stuart's chemistry set"

by Ronny St Papps December 19, 2004

b'dush

the sound of faeces hitting water. see dush.

"when I shat in the ditch it made a sound like "b'dush"".

by Ronny St Papps December 20, 2004

Sif

(or 'Saf')An individual of South African nationality. Origin: due to the accent of such a person, pronouncing South Africa as "Sif Ifrika".

"I'm off on holiday to visit the Sifs"

by Ronny St Papps December 23, 2004

Greenfinger

1. a person who is a gardening enthusiast.

2. a key cultural figure of the eastside of Biggleswade, Beds., England (AKA Frog, Greenphinga, Blacktooth, Skidmark).

"word up, Greenfinger is da man!"

by Ronny St Papps December 28, 2004