Ron Jeremy's definitions

dimblecunt

slur; A derogatory remark towards a person (usually a n00b) generally used when no other word seems to completely describe the objective's sheer ignorance of a subject.
It is thought to have originated in IRC, specifically being used by the user named "LoNeR".

<n00b> I have been trying to find warez to download. Can anybody help me out?
<LoNeR> No, DIMBLECUNT! Why don't you try contacting somebody at www.cia.gov and aske them.

by Ron Jeremy January 7, 2005

Cave Bacon

1.) In Geology; Cave bacon ~ thin calcite formation with alternating brownish and whitish colors resembling strips of bacon found inside of a cavern.

2) The vulva of the female reproductive organ.

3) ...see 'Beef Curtains'

Damn foo - I couldn't hit dat bitch - she had some nasty Cave Bacon.

by Ron Jeremy May 28, 2003

dawg

1) Male who regularily treats woman badly, usually by cheating on or lying to them about their relationship.
2) Male who is selfish; normally used to describe sexual gain, or undo control of a relationship
3) A repeat offender of women.
4) Continually winning back girl who knows you are up to no good.

Dude, you're getting back with Julie...again? You're such a DAWG, you know you just want to bang her on the side.

by Ron Jeremy January 16, 2005

t & a

A shorter way to say tits and ass.

I can never get enough of t&a!

by Ron Jeremy September 11, 2003

mtv

A piece of shit liberal corperation that wants to brainwash the world. They promote shitty music, stupid whores, and also faggotry.

"Hey dude MTV says you aren't cool because you don't like the cock."

by Ron Jeremy October 9, 2004

smashface

AN UGLY ASS Mother fucking orc looking thing who got it's face smashed in with a brick aka Lauren Grasher

EEEEEEEE! I'm Smash Face! Help me!

by Ron Jeremy January 19, 2004

Thackaray

A small loud mouthed man with a very small brain. has a bad temper which could be small man syndrome, this species claims he is Yorkshire, yet loves man utd. hence he is scum.

lOOK AT THAT SMALL BOY IN THE MAN U SHIRT, MMMM I DETECT A THACKARAY

by Ron Jeremy October 7, 2004