Ron's definitions

fuzzy lumpkin

a small fistable monkey

my monkey

by ron August 24, 2003

MILF

M-I-L-F Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Damn she is one hot MILF.

by Ron August 5, 2003

one eyed trouser trout

A humorous metaphor for the human male sex organ.

Shiela's romantic advances started the rising of Waldo's one eyed trouser trout.

by Ron August 2, 2003

box

Female Genitalia, usually used in a derogitory manner.

Stacy is nice to look at but I heard she has a smelly box.

by Ron July 10, 2003

cumdrunk

a person who has gorged themselves on ball-juice.

After eight hours on the street the "working girl" suddenly realized that she was quite cumdrunk.

by ron July 8, 2003

scrunt

a scumbag runt

that little scrunt could'nt kick my granma's ass

by ron June 17, 2003

pipework

act of having sex. abbreviated - "pw", or "pdub". associated with "laying pipe".

i tried callin him, but i guess he was doin some pipework.

i went over to ol' girl's house to do some pipework.

by ron June 12, 2003