Definitions by Rok'n'rol Wannabe
Talibangelical
A hypocritical evangelical Christian whose regressive stances on women’s rights mirror those of the Taliban, whom they decry.
Those talibangelicals on the Supreme Court have taken away a woman’s right to choose an abortion. Next they’ll take our voting rights and then they’ll make us wear burkas!
Talibangelical by Rok'n'rol Wannabe September 6, 2021
beachball
v.i. to wait around; to loiter; esp. to wait to do something until someone else has completed a prerequisite task (from the "beach ball" icon displayed when Microsoft Windows applications are loading: one cannot perform any task until the relevant data have been processed).
Girl: "Have you ordered yet?"
Boy: "No, we're still beachballing 'til the waiter gets here."
Thing One: Did you get my text?
Thing Two: No, my phone's still beachballing.
Boy: "No, we're still beachballing 'til the waiter gets here."
Thing One: Did you get my text?
Thing Two: No, my phone's still beachballing.
beachball by Rok'n'rol Wannabe March 30, 2009
dweeb
a non-nerd; someone who knows nothing, or nearly nothing, about computers or programming. Originally, an acronym for "dim-witted e-effete bumpkin".
dweeb by Rok'n'rol Wannabe February 25, 2009
lawbound
affected by a multitude of laws; so legally saturated that social movement becomes nearly impossible
lawbound by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 24, 2008
putz
An epithet which, applied to a person, dehumanizes hir as an obstacle...something in the way...a hindrance (to one's progress).
I made this word up circa 1978(it SOUNDS Yiddish but it's not!). It began as "putts", iow, people in traffic ahead of me who were just "puttin'" along in their slow-assed cars.
I made this word up circa 1978(it SOUNDS Yiddish but it's not!). It began as "putts", iow, people in traffic ahead of me who were just "puttin'" along in their slow-assed cars.
putz by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 24, 2008
nuculi
plural of 'nuculus': what nucular weapons are made from--nuculi of radioactive atoms (in the Bush Pentagon, anyways)
"All's we gotta dew t' wipe out world terrorism is go an' mash up some nuculi over Eye-raq an' Eye-ran." (Dumya)
nuculi by Rok'n'rol Wannabe August 20, 2008
gzorp
literally, a person who bites his/her fart bubbles in the bathtub; figuratively, one who engages in meaningless pursuits; one who seeks questionable gratification thereby; one who can't get enough of his/her own products (e.g., writings, videos, comments, opinions, recordings, etc.) and/or laughs at his/her own jokes.
Sheez, Dan, you're such a gzorp! Your joke fell flat because it was lame--did you even notice that no one else was laughing? Of course not! You were laughing too hard yourself!
gzorp by Rok'n'rol Wannabe August 19, 2008