lawbound

affected by a multitude of laws; so legally saturated that social movement becomes nearly impossible

California is quickly becoming the most populous state in the USA, and the most lawbound.

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 24, 2008

booger in the nose of progress

anything that impedes positive social or organizational evolution; a hindrance to social progress

the constant infighting over America's alleged role as world policeman is a booger in the nose of progress

getting bogged down in logistics and semantic quibbles instead of seeking true consensus is a booger in the nose of progress; can't we just lay our differences aside and find common ground in our shared interests?

we all live on one fragile planet: this quibbling about economics while our world dies is a booger in the nose of progress!

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe March 28, 2008

Bluto boobs

Particularly fat, flabby (male) chest muscles, reminiscent of a woman's breasts. Named for 'Bluto', Popeye the Sailor's nemesis in early Thimble Theatre episodes.

Ugh! Did you notice Bruce's Bluto boobs?
Yeah! Any bigger and he'd need a bra!

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe January 07, 2008

gzorp

literally, a person who bites his/her fart bubbles in the bathtub; figuratively, one who engages in meaningless pursuits; one who seeks questionable gratification thereby; one who can't get enough of his/her own products (e.g., writings, videos, comments, opinions, recordings, etc.) and/or laughs at his/her own jokes.

Sheez, Dan, you're such a gzorp! Your joke fell flat because it was lame--did you even notice that no one else was laughing? Of course not! You were laughing too hard yourself!

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe August 19, 2008

sociatry

treatment of social disease

"Effective treatment of such behavioral syndromes as alcoholism and domestic violence is best approached from a standpoint of sociatry as opposed to psychiatry or adjudication."

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe January 11, 2008

Talibangelical

A hypocritical evangelical Christian whose regressive stances on women’s rights mirror those of the Taliban, whom they decry.

Those talibangelicals on the Supreme Court have taken away a woman’s right to choose an abortion. Next they’ll take our voting rights and then they’ll make us wear burkas!

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe September 06, 2021

scamperer

one who scampers, usually while in possession of some trinket s/he has light-fingered from a store display, usually out of the store.

Store Detective: "Judging by your cheesy outfit, I had you pegged as a scamperer from the moment you walked in!"

Scamperer (clutching a solid-sterling-silver letter trivet): "Are youse kiddin', Boss? I wuz gonna buy dis!"

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe August 19, 2008