gzorp 

literally, a person who bites his/her fart bubbles in the bathtub; figuratively, one who engages in meaningless pursuits; one who seeks questionable gratification thereby; one who can't get enough of his/her own products (e.g., writings, videos, comments, opinions, recordings, etc.) and/or laughs at his/her own jokes.

Sheez, Dan, you're such a gzorp! Your joke fell flat because it was lame--did you even notice that no one else was laughing? Of course not! You were laughing too hard yourself!

gzorp by Rok'n'rol Wannabe August 19, 2008

gorpuscle 

A bubble that comes out of your ass when you fart, which is not quite a shart but enough to give you the uncomfortable feeling of something wet in your ass. Gorpuscles can range from small and marginally moist to large, underwear-staining ass drip.

Paulie had to fart, but ended up blowing a rather large gorpuscle out of his butt. He made a beeline to the bathroom to wipe his ass.

gorpuscle by joseph blough October 26, 2022

gorpkins

that little strip of paper that is left when you rip a page out of notebook. once detached, those little shreds of paper fall on the ground, get everywhere, etc.

my notebook is perforated, but whenever i pull a page out, all these gorpkins get everywhere.

gorpkins by Katie Dubleyu April 26, 2008

gorpcore 

fashion design that is influenced by outdoors style, such as fleece jackets, fanny packs, windbreakers, puffy jackets, parkas, and hiking boots. rich people go glamping (glamourous camping) and wear gorpcore clothes. it will influence menswear more because it's like men's camping and hiking gear but with more special attention to design detail and fashion. the irony is that most people wearing gorpcore will never go camping. imagine a normal fleece jacket with a designer logo on it.

guy 1: hey, can you grab my wallet out of my fanny pack?
guy 2: where did you get a red fanny pack?

guy 1: balenciaga... all the ones at rei were black. i wanted to make a fashion statement.

guy 2: ahhh, gorpcore.

gorpcore by Xtiaanity May 27, 2017

gorpy 

sloppy or messy

I spilled oil, spaghetti sauce and clam juice on my hands, and now they are all gorpy.

gorpy by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 8, 2010

Gorpism 

Gorpism is a relatively new religion, even though it should be the only one you're allowed to believe in. The almighty Lord of the Gorpism is Gorp. This deity is the one who created all that's known to man using relatively simple chemical reactions, as everything is relative except the speed of light.
The Holy pope ruling over the church of the Gorpism is a man that is said to have been summoned by Gorp himself, this man goes by the name Thomas, or as you should call him, professor doctor reader pope Thomas.

Gorpism is not to be confused with the word orgasm.

I just got a B- for the Chemistry test we had the other day, I should receive punishment from the Holy pope, for it was not nearly high enough for a true supporter of the Gorpism.

Gorpism by BOT Loek October 11, 2018

gorpher

A person who farts in the bath tub and eats their bubbles.

Abby is a GORPHER because she farted in the bathtub and ate her fart bubbles.

gorpher by tony woodward February 3, 2008