turkey burp

The act of purposely projectile vomiting. Usually done when one is drunk as a means of purging alcohol from one's system on purpose.

"John got so drunk that he turkey burped off the side of the deck."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

shit green apples

A statement of entusiastic surprise and delight.

"If George Bush manages to keep from bankrupting this country, I'll shit green apples."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

cock length

A general unit of measurement used to describe relatively long objects. The opposite of a c-hair.

'When installing the underground sprinkler system, John used a half a cock length of pipe to get from the garage to the curb."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

squid's eye

used to describe something black or very dark.

"That man's soul is darker than a squid's eye."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

dick sitter

One who pilots a crotch rocket or high-performance motorcycle. Used to describe the position in which rides actually sit on their reproductive organs rather than on their gluteous maximus.

"I saw a couple of dick sitter's polishing their bikes outside of starbucks yesterday."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

wob

Stands for 'Wearer of Black'. Usually used to describe goth clothing or an all-black clothing ensemble.

"I saw a couple of wobs come out of the bar and hop on their vintage Vespas."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

schlong

synonymous with mullet. Basically a combination of the words 'short' and 'long' referring to the short and long hair parts that make up a mullet.

"That guy just got his schlong caught in the fan blade of his Camaro."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005