Definitions by Roger DeCoster

sack of wet pennies 

the odor of women during menses when they fail to clean themselves properly. Women in need of Femanine Deodorant Spray.

"Jane always smells like a sack of wet pennies during this time of the month."

sack of wet pennies by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

squid's eye 

used to describe something black or very dark.

"That man's soul is darker than a squid's eye."

squid's eye by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

wob 

Stands for 'Wearer of Black'. Usually used to describe goth clothing or an all-black clothing ensemble.

"I saw a couple of wobs come out of the bar and hop on their vintage Vespas."

wob by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

celtic toe

A condition where the second toe on a person's foot is longer than the big toe.

"Sharon has trouble wearing Birkenstocks because of her celtic toe."

celtic toe by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

dick sitter

One who pilots a crotch rocket or high-performance motorcycle. Used to describe the position in which rides actually sit on their reproductive organs rather than on their gluteous maximus.

"I saw a couple of dick sitter's polishing their bikes outside of starbucks yesterday."

dick sitter by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

turkey burp 

The act of purposely projectile vomiting. Usually done when one is drunk as a means of purging alcohol from one's system on purpose.

"John got so drunk that he turkey burped off the side of the deck."

turkey burp by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

smarties 

A unit of measurement used to describe the length of a woman's nipples by way of comparison to how many 'smarties' candies you would need to stack to equal the nipple length.

"The girl in the pink bikini is showing three smarties"

smarties by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005