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smarties

A unit of measurement used to describe the length of a woman's nipples by way of comparison to how many 'smarties' candies you would need to stack to equal the nipple length.
"The girl in the pink bikini is showing three smarties"
by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005
mugGet the smartiesmug.

squirt of piss

A unit of measurement used to describe very small increments of concern. A tiny amount.
"I don't care one squirt of piss whether you want to go drinking tonight or not. We're going."
by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005
mugGet the squirt of pissmug.

cock length

A general unit of measurement used to describe relatively long objects. The opposite of a c-hair.
'When installing the underground sprinkler system, John used a half a cock length of pipe to get from the garage to the curb."
by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005
mugGet the cock lengthmug.

squid's eye

used to describe something black or very dark.
"That man's soul is darker than a squid's eye."
by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005
mugGet the squid's eyemug.

dick sitter

One who pilots a crotch rocket or high-performance motorcycle. Used to describe the position in which rides actually sit on their reproductive organs rather than on their gluteous maximus.
"I saw a couple of dick sitter's polishing their bikes outside of starbucks yesterday."
by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005
mugGet the dick sittermug.

folgers can

A large-diamater loud exhaust pipe or muffler attached to a tricked out Japanese car that typically scrapes across the ground and makes a car irritatingly loud. See also fart pipe
I saw a couple Inegra's with Folgers Cans racing over to the Bento shop.
by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005
mugGet the folgers canmug.

sack of wet pennies

the odor of women during menses when they fail to clean themselves properly. Women in need of Femanine Deodorant Spray.
"Jane always smells like a sack of wet pennies during this time of the month."
by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005
mugGet the sack of wet penniesmug.

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