dick sitter

One who pilots a crotch rocket or high-performance motorcycle. Used to describe the position in which rides actually sit on their reproductive organs rather than on their gluteous maximus.

"I saw a couple of dick sitter's polishing their bikes outside of starbucks yesterday."

by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005

cock length

A general unit of measurement used to describe relatively long objects. The opposite of a c-hair.

'When installing the underground sprinkler system, John used a half a cock length of pipe to get from the garage to the curb."

by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005

schlong

synonymous with mullet. Basically a combination of the words 'short' and 'long' referring to the short and long hair parts that make up a mullet.

"That guy just got his schlong caught in the fan blade of his Camaro."

by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005

squirt of piss

A unit of measurement used to describe very small increments of concern. A tiny amount.

"I don't care one squirt of piss whether you want to go drinking tonight or not. We're going."

by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005

squid's eye

used to describe something black or very dark.

"That man's soul is darker than a squid's eye."

by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005

celtic toe

A condition where the second toe on a person's foot is longer than the big toe.

"Sharon has trouble wearing Birkenstocks because of her celtic toe."

by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005

sack of wet pennies

the odor of women during menses when they fail to clean themselves properly. Women in need of Femanine Deodorant Spray.

"Jane always smells like a sack of wet pennies during this time of the month."

by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005