Definitions by Rodney Basil

identity theft

When someone steals someone else's credit card, and then proceeds to buy tons of stuff and put it ont their account.

Citi can help with identity theft.

identity theft by Rodney Basil November 5, 2003

jenga 

A game played by bulling out blocks from a stack of blocks. The person who makes them all fall over loses.

I won at jenga! Give me some money!

jenga by Rodney Basil November 5, 2003

dare 

To challenge. Can be countered with a double-dare or the infamous triple-dog-dare.

I dare you to go two weeks without deodorant.

dare by Rodney Basil November 2, 2003

double-dare

The first counter of a dare. Can only be countered by a triple-dog-dare.

Not to be confused with the television show "Double Dare", as the TV show lacks a hyphen.

A: I dare you to dance with Noreen.

B: Well, I double-dare you to dance with Noreen.

double-dare by Rodney Basil November 2, 2003

triple-dog-dare

The superlative dare; Can only be used to counter a double-dare.

Rodney: I dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

Basil: Well, I double-dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

Rodney: Well, I triple-dog-dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

triple-dog-dare by Rodney Basil November 2, 2003

esp 

Extra-Sensory-Perception. Often referred to as "The sixth Sense". Often used in conversation when one makes a lucky guess as to what someone is about to say.

M.C. Hammer: I want to-

Patrick Surtain: SLEEP!

M.C. Hammer: Hey! I was just going to say that!

Patrick Surtain: I must have ESP!

esp by Rodney Basil November 2, 2003

lou cang 

How Liu Kang of Mortal Kombat would spell his name if he was white.

Lou Cang lives in the U.S.A.

lou cang by Rodney Basil November 1, 2003