Rodney Basil's definitions

ballers

Plural form of baller. Kind of obvious, huh?

I got schooled by those ballers.

by Rodney Basil October 24, 2003

Albatross

Three strokes under par in one golf hole.

You cannot get an albatross on a par-3 hole.

by Rodney Basil August 28, 2004

Weapons of Math Instruction

Your basic tools for teaching math: Protractor, ruler, compass, etc.

They forced the man off the plane because he said he was carrying weapons of math instruction.

by Rodney Basil December 14, 2003

Edd

Comes up with all the crazy contraptions for the Eds of the famed cul-de-sac on Ed, Edd, n Eddy. Wears a sock on his head, and hides something that has never been seen and never will be seen. Referred to as "Double D".

"I love chickens, Double D!"

-Ed

by Rodney Basil October 20, 2003

No more wire hangers

What a stepmother would yell at you if she found a wire hanger in your closet after specifically telling you that wire hangers are just not acceptable. You would then be beaten about with the aforementioned wire hanger.

"You fool! I said plastic hangers! But this...This is a wire hanger! No more wire hangers!"

by Rodney Basil December 21, 2003

deodorant

Substance applied to underarm to cover up the smell emitted by armpits.

The French aren't that smelly. But they do have smelly cheese.

by Rodney Basil December 9, 2003

flamboozled

To be utterly stupefied.

The cops were flamboozled by the robber's trickiness.

by Rodney Basil October 23, 2003