Rodney Basil's definitions

Old-Timer

Old person. Usually an insult, and often used when talking directly to said old person. Slightly less derogatory than geezer.

"Hey, old-timer, why don't you learn how to parallel park?

by Rodney Basil June 2, 2004

Unreliable

Not able to be counted on; Not performing expected duties.

UrbanDictionary.com's definiton of pippie is very unreliable, as each one of the six definitons gives a different meaning for the word.

by Rodney Basil April 10, 2004

'Stache

Short for "mustache/moustache".

The man's 'stache wasn't very well-trimmed, so I suggested that he shave it off.

by Rodney Basil June 10, 2004

86'd

Eliminated, rubbed out, scratched, or, more bluntly, killed.

For a more accurate definition see 86.

They 86'd Vinnie Pagliaguzzi after he went to the police with information about last week's heist.

by Rodney Basil May 5, 2004

Garfield

1) 20th President of the United States. Was killed early into his term by Charles Giteau, whom Garfield had previously denied a job.

2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.

1) Garfield was one of the seven Presidents born in Ohio.

2) Garfield smacked the spider with a newspaper.

by Rodney Basil June 5, 2004

Fun

Creating enjoyment and excitement all at once.

Baseball is fun, even if you are awful at it.

Quoting SpongeBob on UrbanDictionary.com is not fun. Those who do it should stop.

by Rodney Basil May 20, 2004

Bonzi

Purple monkey who is downloaded on your computer, but as soon as you get him on your computer, you figure out he is totally useless.

Why am I saying "he"? Bonzi is an it. Bonzi isn't even a living thing! Apes are living things, but Bonzi is a simulated one. Thus, I should refer to Bonzi as "Bonzi" and nothing more.

by Rodney Basil December 14, 2003