RockitMan 's definitions

Tongue Box

Another word for “Mouth”

You better stop talking shit before I punch you in the tongue box!

by RockitMan July 28, 2019

MuffNut

A delectable cross between and muffin and a doughnut! Jam filled Muffnuts are especially delicious!

That looks so good can I have a taste of your double glazed chocolate-banana raspberry filled muffnut!

by RockitMan July 27, 2019

Wiifm

Pronounced “whiff-em” short for “what’s in it for me”

- Dude, I need you to do me a favour?
- Sure but wiifm?

by RockitMan July 27, 2019

Operational Amnesia

A managerial condition characterized by the sudden and selective loss of memory—especially when recalling past decisions, commitments, or facts might result in accountability, inconvenience, or admitting fault. Often triggered by audits, performance reviews, or someone else remembering too much.

Symptoms of Operational Amnesia include phrases like “I don’t recall approving that”, “Was that in writing?”, and the classic “Let’s not dwell on the past.”

by RockitMan August 13, 2025

Nit knot

Hair worn in a bun or knot on the top of the head by someone who hasn’t showered or washed their hair for a while! Potentially a breeding ground for head lice (nits) and other nasties!

I can’t be bothered to wash my hair today so I’ll just sport an amazing knit knot; nobody will notice!

by RockitMan July 26, 2019

Humanimal

Someone who:
Smokes like a dragon
Drinks like a fish
Works like a dog
Is Flat out like a lizard drinking
Is like a deer caught in headlights
Is Stunned like a Mullet
Is Doing the Lions share of work
Is Dealing with issues that gets your goat
Is On a wild goose chase

Is Watching Covid like a Hawk
But overall is still the Cats Meow

Baby you’re a humanimal!

by RockitMan March 26, 2020

blank spark

A person who when faced with a stressful situation or under direct questioning fails to either take appropriate action or to make an appropriate response.

Erica: I asked him for a date.
Rose: What happened?
Erica: He went red, didn't say anything and ran off
Rose: He's such a blank spark.

by rockitman December 17, 2010