Rock's definitions
Sounds like somebodys jealous.
Porsche 944- A car that was 40,000 for the naturally aspirated model when new in 1983. Contrary to my friends belief, the 944 was designed off of the 924. The rx7 was actually a ripoff of the 924 design, but good try.
While the N/a 944 will do a 1/4 mile in about 15.5, 0-60 in about 7.4 (Despite Porsches paper numbers), it would not get owned by a minivan or a civic. The Porsche 944 is a far supieror car.
Speed, the 944 N/a is slow. However the 944 Turbo (1/4 mile in 13.5- 0-60 in 5.4 STOCK) would eat many modern cars alive.
With the 944s2 and S not far behind it.
The car is 20 years old, so chances are it wll have some maitenene problems, but you dont see too many hondas on the road for 20 years.
Altogether a fantastic car. Was rated the best handing car in the world. People like Valance Drift (see deuschbag) dont know what they're talking about and are just angry because theyve been beat by a 25 year old German sports car.
Porsche 944- A car that was 40,000 for the naturally aspirated model when new in 1983. Contrary to my friends belief, the 944 was designed off of the 924. The rx7 was actually a ripoff of the 924 design, but good try.
While the N/a 944 will do a 1/4 mile in about 15.5, 0-60 in about 7.4 (Despite Porsches paper numbers), it would not get owned by a minivan or a civic. The Porsche 944 is a far supieror car.
Speed, the 944 N/a is slow. However the 944 Turbo (1/4 mile in 13.5- 0-60 in 5.4 STOCK) would eat many modern cars alive.
With the 944s2 and S not far behind it.
The car is 20 years old, so chances are it wll have some maitenene problems, but you dont see too many hondas on the road for 20 years.
Altogether a fantastic car. Was rated the best handing car in the world. People like Valance Drift (see deuschbag) dont know what they're talking about and are just angry because theyve been beat by a 25 year old German sports car.
Valance drifts piece of shit trans am got owned by my 944!!!! and its just a 25 year old sports car!!!!
Man i wish little shits like him would think before opening their mouths, He must be jealous because he doesnt own a Porsche, and im 17 and i own 3. I guess his poor ass will never own a true sports car.
Man i wish little shits like him would think before opening their mouths, He must be jealous because he doesnt own a Porsche, and im 17 and i own 3. I guess his poor ass will never own a true sports car.
by Rock September 21, 2005
Get the porsche 944mug. a Euphonism. meaning weaver of doom, sometimes referred to as the dominant partner in homesexual sado-masochistic sexplay. also a reference to a gobshite from the south of england who always seems to put his foot in it.
by Rock March 31, 2005
Get the DoomWeavrmug. when you are pounding a chick in the ass, reach around and grab onto her titties and yell "I HAVE AIDS", then try and stay on as long as you can.
by Rock April 24, 2004
Get the ride the bullmug. by Rock September 16, 2004
Get the lickalotapusmug. An underground local Chicago band that is slowly making its mark across the United States. Some kickass songs include "Hands on the Bible", "Down on the Floor", and "PJ Soles".
Local H is an awesome alternative band out of Chicago. If you need new music, this is the one you must check out.
by Rock April 25, 2006
Get the local hmug. a type of person who has that confused look everytime you talk to him. this person also likes to just sit and stare at random people with that crazy i'm gonna get you sucka look.
joe - "hey bob, you got change for a dollar?"
bob - "uuuuggghhhhh"
joe - "you know......ah nevermind!"
bob - "uuuuggghhhhh"
joe - "you know......ah nevermind!"
by rock July 19, 2004
Get the crazy eyesmug. 
Get the Sausassmug.