A book, television show or movie which seemed to be awesome when seen as a child but turn out to be unbearably shitty as an adult.
1. I tried to watch Voltron the other day. What a terrible show! I can't believe we watched that shit back in the day. Talk about Different Strokes Syndrome.
2. Jonathan Livingston Seagull gave me a total "I'm special" hard-on when I was 13. Due to Different Strokes Syndrome, I couldn't make it through the first chapter as an adult.
2. Jonathan Livingston Seagull gave me a total "I'm special" hard-on when I was 13. Due to Different Strokes Syndrome, I couldn't make it through the first chapter as an adult.
by Robot Loves Zombie May 14, 2010
Get the Different Strokes Syndromemug. "Come on, bro! Two more bench presses and you're done. Rock that shit Schlappy, mother fucker!!"
"Don't you dare come yet! Rock Schlappy or get off me and mow the fucking lawn!!"
"Ondine nearly beat me at Scrabble but I Rocked it Schlappy with 'indigent' on a triple word score."
"How was my presentation at work? I'll tell you how it went: I Rocked it so Schlappy that I actually made the sexy with my boss right there on the conference table."
"Don't you dare come yet! Rock Schlappy or get off me and mow the fucking lawn!!"
"Ondine nearly beat me at Scrabble but I Rocked it Schlappy with 'indigent' on a triple word score."
"How was my presentation at work? I'll tell you how it went: I Rocked it so Schlappy that I actually made the sexy with my boss right there on the conference table."
by Robot Loves Zombie October 17, 2009
Get the Rock Schlappymug. A Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the subject is asked the following:
If you had the powers of Jamie Madrox, a.k.a. Multiple Man, would you fuck yourself? Subquestion: Would it be gay or masturbating?
The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
If you had the powers of Jamie Madrox, a.k.a. Multiple Man, would you fuck yourself? Subquestion: Would it be gay or masturbating?
The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
1. I thought I really had something with Sarah but she totally failed the Madrox Enigma.
2. "Did you get the job?"
"Damn skippy. I knew once they asked me to address the Madrox Enigma I was golden."
2. "Did you get the job?"
"Damn skippy. I knew once they asked me to address the Madrox Enigma I was golden."
by Robot Loves Zombie October 29, 2009
Get the Madrox Enigmamug. One less beer than a proper dozen. This allows any good drunkard to drink one beer from a 12-pack and still show up to the party, guilt-free. This will not keep his mates from resenting him, however.
"That cheap dick, Roger, showed up with a drunkard's dozen. 11 beers: Some fucking birthday present."
by Robot Loves Zombie November 26, 2009
Get the Drunkard's Dozenmug. 1. To roll squinchy with a group of people who are also rollin' squinchy.
See also, Rollin' Squinchy.
See also, Rollin' Squinchy.
"We should have known better than to eat sushi from a gas station. 30 minutes later all five of us were in the middle of nowhere mobbin' squinchy."
by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009
Get the Mobbin' Squinchymug. "I sharted in the staff meeting but my wife has the car so I'm rollin' squinchy until lunch."
"You made me pee a little bit when you told me you were a man. I'm too lazy to go home for a pee spot, I'll just roll squinchy until it dries."
"You made me pee a little bit when you told me you were a man. I'm too lazy to go home for a pee spot, I'll just roll squinchy until it dries."
by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009
Get the Rollin' Squinchymug. Eating massive servings of foods which are low-fat, low-sodium or low-cholesterol under the mistaken impression that you are making a healthy choice. Instigated initially in the late 1990s with the Snackwell line of low-fat cookies.
I just ate an entire pallet of reduced sodium Lays potato chips. So you know, my diet is still unbroken.
You just got chumped by the Snackwell Fallacy, dumb ass.
You just got chumped by the Snackwell Fallacy, dumb ass.
by Robot Loves Zombie April 12, 2010
Get the Snackwell Fallacymug.