Definitions by Robin Hoodlum
Hot Pocket Topic
A subject of conversation that causes intense and immediate anger (ie. Religion, Politics, Covid 19, etc), much like biting into a hot pocket. Also a play on “hot button topic”.
“Wearing a mask interferes with my freedoms and…”
“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”
“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”
Hot Pocket Topic by Robin Hoodlum October 29, 2021
excennial
A person caught on the cusp between generation X and the millennials, who can’t accept that they are in fact a millennial.
It’s like she has to drop all these 80’s references because she’s afraid to be found out as a millennial. What an excennial!
excennial by Robin Hoodlum January 18, 2020
Kartrashian Scale
So, just how trashy was that chick you banged last night? Like where was she on the Kartrashian scale between Kendall and Bruce?
Kartrashian Scale by Robin Hoodlum September 15, 2018
Trailer Fire
A label used to describe someone super trashy, because “train wreck” is played out. See also Kartrashian Scale.
Trailer Fire by Robin Hoodlum September 15, 2018
Doo-doo Diligence
When you take a huge dump at someone else’s house and you ensure it goes down after your flush, following up by politely spraying air freshener and closing the door to prevent the spread of your shit stink.
After I dropped a huge deuce at Kristi’s house, I did my doo-doo diligence and tried to mask the stench.
Doo-doo Diligence by Robin Hoodlum July 1, 2018